How the hell do i make her stop?!

[jakeyboy]

gday mates

i need to get this stupid girl to stop treating me like an emotional tampon. but i want to go about it politely.

like when she starts lamenting about her life, is there anything i can say to shut her up that isnt too rude? and perhaps ****y funny

thanks in advance mates. help if you can.

 

[DJ24SEVEN]

I ask previous girls this question.

Would you be telling Brad Pitt all of this?

 

[Dukester]

Originally posted by DJ24SEVEN
Would you be telling Brad Pitt all of this?

she says: "no"
you say: "well, then what makes me any different than him... nothing"

 

[diplomatic_lie]

Start charging her $100 an hour.

 

[flexion_]

Just say, "Don't you have any girlfriends you can talk to about this stuff?"

 

[rgeere]

I just recommend a good psychiatrist to them and then leave before they can get a word in edgewise...

 

[Alpine]

Rent The Shining and say 'All she does is nag nag nag, do her Johnny, do her ' then laugh in a psychotic way.

 

[jakeyboy]

haha thanks mates... i really like the shining one and the brad pitt suggestion...very ****y + funny, the other suggestions are also great, and most can be used on specified women

try adding more to the list if you can


here, just thought of one

her: blah blah blah, and he blah blah blahed me

me: (sticks a finger to her lips) shh. is there any way to shut you up?

her: (looks stunned) huh?

me: (grabs her and kisses her)

haha, thought i think this would only work on girls that have a decent interest level in you

thanks once again for the lines you guys posted... keep em coming!

 

[Interpol]

Just ignore her or change the subject. Don't give her advice or show any interest in what she's saying. Eventually she should get the hint.