"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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how tall are you: suggest me a good answer

joker79

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I'm chatting with this HB6 on Tinder and she came up with this question. I'm not gonna answer directly of course (i'm 6.3 by the way) but i'm keen to reply with something really ****y or ridicolous. She's assessing my value through my height and this is enough to next her. Any ideas or a good answer? tempted to say "was this your pickup line?"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Why do you care... are you going to marry or date her? or fVck her.. Maybe shes tall herself and doesn't want the guy to be shorter than her.

Don't analyse things so much with people from Tinder.. It's called the hooking up APP for a reason.
 

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Im the same height. I usually say "75 inches".
 

Starfvcks 64

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If you REALLY don't care tell her "i'm one of the shortest men in the world. check online"
I bet it gets an "lol" and she changes topic. Whenever I don't want to give an answer, I just give an obvious lie, or ignore.
Girls don't even care that I lie about dumb stuff like that - they just don't want to know i'm actually very short.

I'm 6'2 btw.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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joker79 said:
I'm chatting with this HB6 on Tinder and she came up with this question. I'm not gonna answer directly of course (i'm 6.3 by the way) but i'm keen to reply with something really ****y or ridicolous. She's assessing my value through my height and this is enough to next her. Any ideas or a good answer? tempted to say "was this your pickup line?"
First of all, life is too short to waste your time on 6'es, IMO. But if you insist...tell her your real height and then immediately ask how much she weighs. If she answers, ask if that's before or after dinner!
 

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A girl asked me this on OKCupid.

I replied with "5'9"

She said, "Oh wow I knew you were a giant! I am 4'11".

It's a win-lose situation. Be honest.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Mike32ct said:
You're 6'3".... Tell her....

"I'm only 5-foot 15-inches."

Chicks can't do conversions. Let the height hore's hamster spin while she tries to figure it out lol.
Hahaha I can't wait to see how the chick responds to that
 

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SeymourCake said:
A girl asked me this on OKCupid.

I replied with "5'9"

She said, "Oh wow I knew you were a giant! I am 4'11".

It's a win-lose situation. Be honest.
Yea I guess the flipside is her insecurity about her own height.
She was asking you your height so she could tell you she was short, which must make her self conscious.
 

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Tell her as tall as the Eiffel Tower.
 

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Mike32ct said:
You're 6'3".... Tell her....

"I'm only 5-foot 15-inches."

Chicks can't do conversions. Let the height hore's hamster spin while she tries to figure it out lol.
dude... who are you dating that can't convert 5'15" to 6'3"?
 

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El Payaso said:
Tell her as tall as the Eiffel Tower.
Damn that's like eleven feet.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Starfvcks 64 said:
Damn that's like eleven feet.
Lol. It's 1063 feet tall.
 

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turn your height into a complex mathematical equation or something

6(x^2)/10 -5(i^2) = z

z is x after it goes through the equation(squared, times 6, divided by 10, plus 5)
x is your height in whatever measurement you want to use
 

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devilkingx2 said:
dude... who are you dating that can't convert 5'15" to 6'3"?
I'm in the Northeast where women think they so brilliant, but you can easily stump many of them with something like the above. She will probably figure it out, but there will be a delay, and the lights might dim momentarily lol.

"How tall are you?" = Please just tell me you are over six feet. Then I can move on to my questions about your job and car.
 

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That's exactly what I'm thinking Mike, already nexted her. Can't even thing to fvck a chick whose first question is "how tall are you"
 
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