b's nuts
Master Don Juan
i lost mine when i was 17 to a girl who was 22. i never told her she was a virgin, but she found out from one of my friends who was a girl who was one of her friends. she had no clue.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
How should I tell her I've never had sex?
- Thread starter alboh
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
u asking why? lol.... isnt it obvious?
Laterz...
Its not that its bad, its just that a girl expects to be able to orgasm as well whie having sex, and women are known to take longer than men to reach climax/orgasm. This is why oral sex is suggested before intercorse. (Eg: "fingering" and/or "Muffing" etc)
Laterz...
Interesting...
P.S.: How many times have u has sex since your 1st time? (Its been 2 years)
Thanx, i'll be looking forward to your reply.
Laterz...
So are u saying that u were "good" in bed right from the start? Have u not become any "better" since then? If so, then in what ways?
P.S.: How many times have u has sex since your 1st time? (Its been 2 years)
Thanx, i'll be looking forward to your reply.
Laterz...
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Based on his other thread, he did quite well
Unbridled_1
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These Alboh threads crack me up
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.