I'm dating this girl and she looks good, except for one thing. Her brows are pretty damn thick and she'd look much better if she tweezed those suckers. I don't know if she thinks this looks good or what. She keeps "other areas" nicely neat and trimmed.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
how should i tell her about her brows?
- Thread starter dadood
- Start date
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
I have the answer for everything
follow my advice...
While she's sleeping. Go in her room and get tweezers. When she is in REM, the deepest stage of sleep. Proceed in plucking the eyebrows...
Do to the fact she is in REM sleep, her mind would incorporate the plucks into her dream. She will then awake and be a HB10.
Like magic
follow my advice...
While she's sleeping. Go in her room and get tweezers. When she is in REM, the deepest stage of sleep. Proceed in plucking the eyebrows...
Do to the fact she is in REM sleep, her mind would incorporate the plucks into her dream. She will then awake and be a HB10.
Like magic
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
depends on the girl mate....
mroriginal
Banned
what kind of eyebrows are we talking here?colin farell eyebrows?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
LeviathanIYG
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BE A MAN
and.....
Tell her
and.....
Tell her
MacDiddy
Master Don Juan
Depends on how much respect she has for you. If alot, then just tell her outright that those eyebrows are "not really" attractive.
If some, then make fun of her brow
If a little, then get a new GF..
If some, then make fun of her brow
If a little, then get a new GF..
Dark Haired Alpha
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