How should I go about getting my Chinese friend in bed?

[ErasedId]

well you couldn't if you wanted too lol. None of us could. That's kind of the point.
She is either attracted to him, or she isn't.
He just needs to find out (as per the previous advice he's been given in this thread)

yeah I guess I'll just ask her out then when she's back

Just tell her




我想对你做热情的爱。
Wǒ xiǎng duì nǐ zuò rèqíng de ài.

I'm actually learning Chinese, but I think this will be the worst way to go about it

 

[ErasedId]

I gave you my advice and you ignored it.

Bend her a$$ over your couch.

well r**e is no solution to anything

 

[Grinderman]

Put some egg rolls and a plate of shrimp fried rice on her side of the bed.

This is supposed to be seduction advice. Some would say that's bordering on xenophobia or racial trolling. Again, others

Is this a troll post?

Projecting much.

I’m not helping you get this ugly Asian chick into bed with you.

Couldn't have spoken a truer word, Walter admits he cannot help anybody with women. Takes a pot shot at op's tastes to disguise his ineptitude.

Sh!t, next time y’all walk into your place together, bend her over the couch and have your way with her for a quick 10 minutes.

This is the advice that Walter Mitty gives: basically a rape troll post. No seduction, no interaction. Straight to bending her over. He does know that's classed as rape no? the likes of this is let pollute the website and the likes of Bones and poonking are banned.

I gave you my advice and you ignored it.

Bend her a$$ over your couch.

Where is the pick up or seduction advice? he's basically telling the op to RAPE the Chinese girl.

Borderline racist and rape advice from Walter Mitty.