"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How red are these flags?

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The flags are cherry red enough to not continue this any further.



Bible_Belt said:
I think the online rule is that lying about your age is ok if you actually look the age you are saying you are.

You might find out a little more of her relationship history. I have known some women who have technically never been married, but lived with a guy for several years, and might as well have been.
If a woman is lying about her age, she will lie to you about anything. 37 to 45 years is a huge difference in everything about her. No 45 year old can pull off anything a 37 year old can with genetics included. Lying about age is a turn off, especially when you are getting an old hag instead of a relatively younger woman that she posed as. Do you lie about your age?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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zekko said:
I still think it's funny that guys here advocate lying about your age, but if a woman does it then it's a red flag. Pick one or the other, gentlemen, don't be hypocrites.
Shyt I am in agreement (almost) with the Zek.

Why would anyone give a flying fvck about a 37-45 year old joshing about her age. She's an old hag no matter which age she is, and if fvcking old hags is your thing, then again I say who gives a shyt. You're not looking at a relationship, just a couple saggy fvcks to drain your balls on a slow day. Sick basterd, but go for it if wrinkle bags are your thing.:rockon:
 
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