"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How picky are you about teeth?

Jaylan

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I had braces as a kid, so my teeth are very straight. And they have good whiteness as well. That all said, I have a preference for a girl with nice teeth. Though I dont mind less than perfect teeth. Like if they are somewhat crooked, but still clean looking, I can find it quirky and cute.

What bothers me is when they are very crooked or gapped. Like where its the first thing you notice about the person. And then if they arent rather white to top it all off, I end up being turned off.

The problem is this. Lets say you meet a girl, cute face, sexy body, laid back....but the grill is just not doing it for you. Do you proceed. Hell, the other day I felt slightly embarrassed I was with her...which is lame I know. But I had a hard time getting over the teeth. Im not even sure Id smash at the moment.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Tiguere

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A girl must have her teeth in top shape. The overall hygiene must be spectacular. Small t1ts or flat butt is not their fault as well as height... But weight and overall hygiene is a must for man and women.
 

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i have porcelain veneers myself. my tooth game was never great but drugs tore my front 2 teeth tooth game now is on point lol

my wife has a bit of a chipped tooth , she got kicked in the mouth by a horse a few years ago. i think it's kinda sexy. it's not like "damn that's ucked up" but you can see it when she smiles. she's real self conscious about it but her teeth are white as **** tho
 

In2theGame

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As long as it doesnt look like a C4 went off in her mouth then they dont have to be 100% perfect but more so... They have to atleast be white and breath has to smell good. You could have a perfect smile with horrible breath...UGH!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Jaylan

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backbreaker said:
i have porcelain veneers myself. my tooth game was never great but drugs tore my front 2 teeth tooth game now is on point lol

my wife has a bit of a chipped tooth , she got kicked in the mouth by a horse a few years ago. i think it's kinda sexy. it's not like "damn that's ucked up" but you can see it when she smiles. she's real self conscious about it but her teeth are white as **** tho
I was considering veneers or implants for my two front teeth on top. Theyve both had root canals due to trauma. One happened in junior high while playing ball, knocked it clean out of my mouth and was put back in. The other got hit hard when I was involved in a minor car accident.

So after root canals, the tooth is dead and has no nerve. So over the years both of those teeth have lost their bright natural whiteness and dont match the rest of my teeth. People tell me they never notice it until I point it out, but it bothers the hell out of me lol. So Ive been saving to get veneers or implants.
 

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I'm seeing a lot more girls with bad teeth these days when I'm out. Saw one woman tonight in her 30's who using one of those tooth plugs to fill in a missing tooth.
 

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My oral hygenist asked me if I've ever had braces. I said "no why?" her response "your teeth are perfect."

Problem is a year ago I was heavily drinking often, and would get into fights. Well one night I was way to drunk to fight. :nono:

I woke up with blood on my mouth, and my tooth was on the ground next to me. :cuss: :cuss:

My oral hygenist asked why don't I get an implant. I said "no money." She says to me, I couldn't believe it :crackup: "you should find yourself a sugar mama." :crackup: :crackup: Now I should have responded with "well how much do you make?" its funny because my ex was kind of a sugar mama to me.

Now I have a dental flipper, about $ 250, thanks to my dad. You cant tell the difference either. One day I will get an implant. :box:

One day I will
 

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I go nuts for a girl with a great smile and laugh, so teeth are important.

I've always hated my teeth. My mates a dentist so his hooking me up with whitening to have them mofos shining haha
 

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I'm big on teeth. I have mine whitened every few years and go to the dentist every 6 months. I had braces, my parents insisted, and I'm glad they did. Bad teeth would be a deal breaker for me.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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