"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How not to laugh?

Nikar

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As you guys may know, if you're doing C+F or some jokes, sometimes it's good to keep a stern straight face as you're telling it to dramatically increase the tension, and in turn, make the things you say even funnier.

However, sometimes, for some reason, as I'm saying it, I couldn't help but kinda burst out laughing a little and I try to control it, but the girl already knows it. :crazy:

It's like:

Me: You know, that guy next door asked me yesterday about you (at this point, I burst out a bit and try to control my laughter).

Her: Oh, you're laughing again, I know you're lying, whatever you're gonna say.

(game is up)

.........blah blah blah.......takes away ALL the suspend, tension, humour and ruins everything.

So, any tricks or tips to keep a solid serious looking face?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Dedication

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I have the same issue as you. Only my problem is that i keep laughing for 15 minutes straigth, i'm just too funny at time's :crackup: Usually i try to bite my tongue. But that only works for a second and then i continue my laugther.
 

mcs

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yea, i had the same problem. you know what helped me greatly - can you make decent sound when you breathe in? no! so just breathe in, that's just too simple.
 

HandyAndy

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Cause yourself some sort of pain, it will get your mind off of what your saying until its actually said... no dont punch yourself in the face...

Bite you lip or pinch some part of your body
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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