How NOT to ask out a female

[Kabane52]

Look at this IM conversation that was passed onto me. All names and screenames have been replaced. She said no at the end.

niceguy2322: How are YOU feeling?
typicalgirl623: oh oaky.
typicalgirl623: uhh,, idk>
niceguy2322: XD
typicalgirl623: bored. tired. lonely.
typicalgirl623: haa.
niceguy2322: I know how that feels =/
typicalgirl623: which one?
niceguy2322: Lonely lol
typicalgirl623: why lol?
niceguy2322: Idk...
typicalgirl623: okay?
niceguy2322: haha.
niceguy2322: Just lonely I guess.
typicalgirl623: oh. i'm sorry.
typicalgirl623: maybe you could steal chrissy from bill ;]
niceguy2322: Na, I don't like her, and if I did, I don't like hurting my friends.
niceguy2322: I like somebody else - not her.
typicalgirl623: who??
typicalgirl623: maybe i can hook you two up.
typicalgirl623:
niceguy2322: You. =)
niceguy2322: Sorry if that was a little alkward =/
niceguy2322: You can just tell me to shut up - lol
typicalgirl623: haha its okay.
niceguy2322: =)
niceguy2322: Seems like everybody likes you these days - lol
typicalgirl623: yeah they really do..
typicalgirl623: why in the world am i so loveable..
niceguy2322: There is a lot of reasons
niceguy2322: But I don't wana name em all because my fingers will hurt =/
typicalgirl623: huh?
niceguy2322: haha
typicalgirl623: why would your fingers hurt?
niceguy2322: Because there are alot of reasons.
niceguy2322: XD
typicalgirl623: but what does that have to do with your fingers..?
niceguy2322: Because I would be typeing so much
niceguy2322: =)
typicalgirl623: oh.
typicalgirl623: HAHA i get it now.
typicalgirl623: but wouldn't you be typing as much as usual?
typicalgirl623: i mean it wouldn't make a differnece
typicalgirl623: but if you choose not to okay
niceguy2322: huh?
niceguy2322: Now I am confused
niceguy2322: lol
typicalgirl623: i was just saying, saying all the reasons wouldn't be typing more than usual i would suspect. but if you don't wanna say them its okay
niceguy2322: Would you like me to name em?
typicalgirl623: sure.
niceguy2322: Ok
niceguy2322: Here goes!
niceguy2322: Cute - Funny - Nice - Shmexy you have a good sence of humor and you are very pretty =)
niceguy2322: I am sure that that wasn't the first time you heard that.
typicalgirl623: haha yeah...
niceguy2322: XD
typicalgirl623: wait
typicalgirl623: whats 'shmexy..?'
niceguy2322: Sexy.
niceguy2322: XD
niceguy2322: Sorry if I made you fell alkward....
niceguy2322: =/
typicalgirl623: oh its okay.
niceguy2322: feel*
niceguy2322: Wow.
niceguy2322: That was interesting.
niceguy2322: lol
typicalgirl623: uh huh.
niceguy2322: I understand that you don'y like me, but can we still be friends?
typicalgirl623: uh yeah. duh.
typicalgirl623: i don't just totally forget people.
niceguy2322: hahaha.
typicalgirl623: i'm not that mean..
typicalgirl623: aha
niceguy2322: XD
niceguy2322: Haha - bill did one thing wrong.
typicalgirl623: huh?
niceguy2322: He let go of you =/
niceguy2322: Not very smart.
typicalgirl623: ohhh.
typicalgirl623: well i mean we're friends now. and we've both moved on.
niceguy2322: yeah.
typicalgirl623: so it's all good now.
typicalgirl623: now that we don't hate each other.
typicalgirl623: haa.
niceguy2322: hahaha.
typicalgirl623: yeah that was a great time..
typicalgirl623: sike.
niceguy2322: lmao.
niceguy2322: Did thomas ask you out, too?
typicalgirl623: what?
niceguy2322: Miers.
typicalgirl623: no one asked me out..
niceguy2322: haha
niceguy2322: Will you go out with me?
niceguy2322: longshot =/

 

[Joshski]

lol why did you take out her response at the end?!

what kind of no was it?

 

[Kabane52]

Because her response wasn't passed onto me. I just know she said no, we should just be friends.

 

[Spade]

Im disgusted bro... this so fckin BETA!

Always remember if u dnt respect urself shes not gonna respect u, NEVER DLV YOURSELF.

U need to realise that ur the prize and shes the desperate one.... be an ALPHA MALE!

I suggest u read The Mystery Method and change ur mindset, it might help u out a lil.

 

[Kabane52]

haha I've read it. I'm not "niceguy". That is another person. This conversation was passed onto me by a female friend of mine, and I posted it here.

 

[Spade]

lmao, aite bro... but tell ur friend to read MM its gonna help him.

 

[S.Y.L]

This is the most embaressing thing I've ever read, this person might have done about everything wrong



ouch

 

[eaglez1177]

Wow this is just pathetic....This guy is so much of an afc I feel kinda bad for him actually.

 

[Crazy Asian]

this guy better be in middle school or some ****

 

[search1ng]

. . . thanks for the laugh!

 

[BongDuy]

reminds me of myself actually, a few years back in middle school.

 

[It's-Me]

Im disgusted bro... this so fckin BETA!

Always remember if u dnt respect urself shes not gonna respect u, NEVER DLV YOURSELF.

U need to realise that ur the prize and shes the desperate one.... be an ALPHA MALE!

I suggest u read The Mystery Method and change ur mindset, it might help u out a lil.

You need to realize that what you just said is stupid. She's no way desperate because all the guys want her and he needs to work on his confidence, and I think you do too.

Mystery Method will only help him become more like mystery and a ****y person which isn't good. He should develop his own game and personality and just be confident, not arrogant.

Wow this is just pathetic....This guy is so much of an afc I feel kinda bad for him actually.

We we're all there once bro...

 

[R1ch4rd]

OMG I can feel the transformation. year ago If i read taht I would of been like WOW, i need to say that if I had the balls.
Now I'm actually cracking myself up and thinking what alot of crap it was haha.

 

[nateistoraw]

let me confess, it was me! LOL, well not this convo.lol. But I too have made the same mistake. LOL, over complimenting, no confidence, and worst, no swag.lol

Good luck to us all in the futures. Players are not born, but made into players from scientific experiments on females.lol

 

[Hidden-Hand]

omfg. Never do this to yourself again.