"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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How NOT TO ACT around a HOT WOMAN

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Re: Re: Wow This Reminds me:

Originally posted by italostud
I used to work at GNC. We made $2 off of each gold card we sold. I'd usually sell between 5 and 10 a day.

There's a huge push to sell their gold cards and their multivitamins.

BTW, I don't understand why people shop there. The gold card was such a scam. When you get the "discounted" prices with the gold card, you're basically paying regular price. If you buy without a gold card, you pay way more than you would for the same product at different stores. Pure scam. GNC is a **** company.
The Gold card doesn't seem like a scam if you're getting a discount if you do plan to purchase more of their products within a year. I don't understand also how GNC can be seen as a ripoff company considering they are selling what the fitness consumers want all in one store. It's a niche market and they fill it in quite well. I buy most of my supplements from Costco/Target and occasionally GNC since they have more streamlined products and yes they always try to get me to purchase their gold card which I turn down since I don't purchase that many products.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by DonJuanMonk
Muttley, don't knock down on another man. Just because you didn't experience this in person doesn't mean you're better than the AFC. Oh and another thing: Overconfidence is AFC.
actually ive experienced shyt like this. Well not a hot woman ina bikini situation like that no. But i have had experiences with women that should be glamour models and yes i did freeze up and acted AFC because i was. I came here and i am slowly improving my self 10-fold. I have had more experiences with ultra hot women and i handled them much better than i would have before. im recovering from AFCness nicely.

That guy was a supplicating, no back bone, sexless drone AFC.
 

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Anyone notice how he looks down, and does the hair twirl around his ear kind of like girls do...

I don't get what's so funny about this clip, its a guy being a total tool. If anything it makes me sad... :(
 

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I probably would have been a little flustered initially, but I'm too aware of myself to be THAT foolish. I would've known I'd look like an idiot for following her "instructions." I would definitely have groped her in the dressing room too.:D
 

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Re: Re: Re: How NOT TO ACT around a HOT WOMAN

Originally posted by milkman
Wrong, if you do it right it´s great.

Only make sure you will not come from a position like "boahh great titts I will masturbate in your shadow" but from "wow, I like your looks and want to find out more about you. If I like the rest of you too, I will choose you.

Be aware of that most guys don´t have the courage to be honest with a hot girl and tell her that she is hot. What they do is stalk around pretending they are not really interested. Don´t be one of this fakers, be a real man.

After all you want a real woman so the woman has also the right to get a real man and not a little faker who represses his feelings towards her and what he really thinks of her. ;)

LOL @ "...I will masturbate in your shadow"
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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hahahahahahahahahaha were we ever like that guys!!!!...??????HELLE NOOOO
 

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I dunno that looked a little staged to me, that guy was unbelievably compliant, To the point he was so supplicating you just want to bury your fist in his face.

If it was real, all you can do is shake your head at just how much of role reversal the genders have taken on. This guy submissively getting lead around and all, could be some poor kids role model, imagine that.

But come on, any straight guy would have sniffed her panties!
I wouldnt have, maybe if I was a teenage AFC filled with hormones MAYBE. Nowadays I'm more inclined to be thinking the b!tch should be sniffing MY panties, the sh!t stained ones too....... if she knows whats was good for her.
 

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im sorry i had to watch this again it was so funny...lol
 

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Re: Re: Re: Wow This Reminds me:

Originally posted by DonJuanMonk
The Gold card doesn't seem like a scam if you're getting a discount if you do plan to purchase more of their products within a year. I don't understand also how GNC can be seen as a ripoff company considering they are selling what the fitness consumers want all in one store. It's a niche market and they fill it in quite well. I buy most of my supplements from Costco/Target and occasionally GNC since they have more streamlined products and yes they always try to get me to purchase their gold card which I turn down since I don't purchase that many products.
Dude, why are you arguing? I used to work there. I used to go around to different stores to compare prices and report back to management. It was the same deal every time, our regular prices were way above what they should have been.

GNC is where uninformed people shop. Anyone that knows anything about fitness knows to stay the hell away from GNC.
 

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Nowadays I'm more inclined to be thinking the b!tch should be sniffing MY panties, the sh!t stained ones too....... if she knows whats was good for her.
You wear panties?

:confused:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Triple X
You wear panties?

:confused:
Rob Schneider: i gota goto the little girls room or im gonna pee into my panties!

Barman: (looks at him strangely)

Rob Schneider: err... uh.. i mean pee into my girlfriend's panties... er... cos thats what guys do.....
(pause)
what? dont you pee into your girlfriend's panties?
Hey everyone look at this guy! he doesnt pee into his girlfriend's panties!!
What a freak!!
heh....
(walks away)
 
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LOL that was AWESOME!! :crackup: :crackup:

Holy ****!

Was this on a show or something? I want MORE! MORE I TELL YOU.



LOL! What an idiot!:up: :up:
 

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I'm no DJ, but I definitely think I would've handled that situation much better than the guy in the video.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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wtf?!

OMG! hahahahahahaha!!!! What a tosser! ...

... The power women have on men:rolleyes: :down: Its disgusting!
 

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that 'kid' is andy milonakis who now has his own tv show. Apparently he has a growth hormone problem and is 29 years old. but he's got confidence that would make mr t **** his pants
 

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OMG! Equitas?!?!? You didn't say "Laterz..." at the end of your posts.

Eish, you're getting sloppy. ;)
 

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Originally posted by Keeper
OMG! Equitas?!?!? You didn't say "Laterz..." at the end of your posts.

Eish, you're getting sloppy. ;)
lol... yeah i think i need to get over that habbit:D


Laterz...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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