"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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How much porn do you have on your computer/storage?

How much porn do you have?

  • Absolutely None

    Votes: 11 35.5%
  • 0-5GB

    Votes: 10 32.3%
  • 5-10GB

    Votes: 2 6.5%
  • 10-20GB

    Votes: 1 3.2%
  • 20-30GB

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 30GB+

    Votes: 7 22.6%

  • Total voters
    31

lordson

Senior Don Juan
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Come on, out with it!

how much do you have altogether?

Been accumilating since yr 11, thats 6 years now.

me getting broadband certainly made my collectiong much bigger

56GB total.

i think thats i have more than my fair share

but i dont have a porn addiction, i just like it occasionally

Favourite porn star atm: Vanessa Lane
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SickAgain

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Delete it all and never look back. You should never have a sentimental attachment to your pornography because porn always gets old. You should be making your own porn and saving it. If you get high and think about it, I think you'll agree. The whole concept is extremely tempting but in reality it's servile and ultimately pathetic.
 

Dilberto

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Porn is the biggest reason why computer crashes occur......on home systems. For those who continually store porn on their computers- there will NEVER be enough hard drive space for you........EVER. Geek Squad sincerely thanks the porn industry, for their job security.

The moment I am done with porn- the browser is CLOSED, and NOTHING is saved.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Maxtro

Master Don Juan
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I have about 43 gigs. Most of it is DVD rips that I have downloaded, covering different themes.

My current favorite star is Jada Fire.

Anybody notice that porn viewing can be related to your mood? For example if you've been feeling happy and upbeat for a few days you watch little if no porn.
 

Mr. Wolf

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You guys are pvssies. I should ask you all a pvssie question. What d1ck is best, long one, or fat one?


Get some porn from here, and stop complaining you don't have enough porn. 38% have absolute none. Ridiculous. Poor people.
 

The Forms

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I quit watching porn a few months ago and my sex life has improved exponentially.
 
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