"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How much porn do u have on your computer?

Soprano

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10.5 gigs right here. i got some crazy rare **** in there too, g.

WHAT U KNOW ABOUT THAT
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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flippinfreak

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I got a dvd that I throw on at house parties... It's got this huge 400 pound woman, a transvestite, and a bald midget who gets in the arse while he sticks his head(as opposed to fisting) into the stretcher girl...

I want to get a jap porno with sh!tting and puking, that'd be some funny to play at a party.
 

NHY

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Almost Nothing, except for stuff in my brower's cache when I get bored and its late at night.

I'd perfer to be doing the real thing, no matter how long more one has to wait! anyways, addiction to porn is dangerous.
 

The Juan and only

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about 3 Gb, all video clips downloaded from the web.
 

flippinfreak

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:crackup: lmao DrBeard

Thanks for the bad rep:D Finally a sosimp who's brave enough and smart enough to understand my signature!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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klootzak

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currently hiding 2gb of porn.......wow i thought that was bad..but then i read 10.5gb!! damn man, do you actually watch all that stuff!?
 

Soprano

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klootzak said:
currently hiding 2gb of porn.......wow i thought that was bad..but then i read 10.5gb!! damn man, do you actually watch all that stuff!?

at one time or another, yeah

most of it i havent watched more than once, but i keep it anyway incase in the future i feel like going back to it ;) some of it has been in there over a year
 

S1NN3R

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60 gigs on my personal PC and about 200 on the servers.

That includes pics and video.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Visceral

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None here either. My imagination can do a lot better; in my head, it's all about me :D
 

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I used to have 20-30 gigs of Porn on my computer or home server. I used to keep the best porn on my server just in case I feel bad about masturbating on my own computer and delete it. I swore to myself to not do it again but I knew i lied to myself cause I never deleted the porn on the server.

It took me almost a year, and one day just decided to delete all the porn on my server

TODAY I have ZERO PORN
 

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I go online to see it!!! Its the best!!!!! VIVthomas.com go there guys its awsome!!!!
 

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i dont really watch porn anymore
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Blackdragon5095

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I have none. You don't want to be addictied to porn because it messes with your mind. You find yourself at work wanting to jack off to it.
 

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I'm a big porn enthusiast but I stopped collecting Internet porn years ago. Back when hard drives were a small fraction of what they are now, I'd go through cycles of building up a gig of porn and then deleting it when I became bored with it. Storing tons of porn is really useless you’re going to use it. So, other than a few stray porn pics laying here and there on my computer, I can say my computer is clean.
 
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