"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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How much porn do u have on your computer?

Soprano

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10.5 gigs right here. i got some crazy rare **** in there too, g.

WHAT U KNOW ABOUT THAT
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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flippinfreak

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I got a dvd that I throw on at house parties... It's got this huge 400 pound woman, a transvestite, and a bald midget who gets in the arse while he sticks his head(as opposed to fisting) into the stretcher girl...

I want to get a jap porno with sh!tting and puking, that'd be some funny to play at a party.
 

NHY

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Almost Nothing, except for stuff in my brower's cache when I get bored and its late at night.

I'd perfer to be doing the real thing, no matter how long more one has to wait! anyways, addiction to porn is dangerous.
 

The Juan and only

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about 3 Gb, all video clips downloaded from the web.
 

flippinfreak

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:crackup: lmao DrBeard

Thanks for the bad rep:D Finally a sosimp who's brave enough and smart enough to understand my signature!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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klootzak

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currently hiding 2gb of porn.......wow i thought that was bad..but then i read 10.5gb!! damn man, do you actually watch all that stuff!?
 

Soprano

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klootzak said:
currently hiding 2gb of porn.......wow i thought that was bad..but then i read 10.5gb!! damn man, do you actually watch all that stuff!?

at one time or another, yeah

most of it i havent watched more than once, but i keep it anyway incase in the future i feel like going back to it ;) some of it has been in there over a year
 

S1NN3R

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60 gigs on my personal PC and about 200 on the servers.

That includes pics and video.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Visceral

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None here either. My imagination can do a lot better; in my head, it's all about me :D
 

bbestar

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I used to have 20-30 gigs of Porn on my computer or home server. I used to keep the best porn on my server just in case I feel bad about masturbating on my own computer and delete it. I swore to myself to not do it again but I knew i lied to myself cause I never deleted the porn on the server.

It took me almost a year, and one day just decided to delete all the porn on my server

TODAY I have ZERO PORN
 

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I go online to see it!!! Its the best!!!!! VIVthomas.com go there guys its awsome!!!!
 

MrS

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i dont really watch porn anymore
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Blackdragon5095

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I have none. You don't want to be addictied to porn because it messes with your mind. You find yourself at work wanting to jack off to it.
 

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I'm a big porn enthusiast but I stopped collecting Internet porn years ago. Back when hard drives were a small fraction of what they are now, I'd go through cycles of building up a gig of porn and then deleting it when I became bored with it. Storing tons of porn is really useless you’re going to use it. So, other than a few stray porn pics laying here and there on my computer, I can say my computer is clean.
 
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