KingBeef
Master Don Juan
BUMP
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
How Many Women Have You Banged?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
everywomanshero
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So far
Over 50. dunno an exact number. Most of those have been in the past 5-6 years. I think I've hit around 12 this year. I'm not really trying to rack up numbers, but if I can get a woman in bed.....
Only had one STD to date (chlamedia (ya I know the spelling sucks). At the same time the nurse practicioner also suspected the start of lyme disease and just so happened the same anti-biotic works for both! Awesome!
Over 50. dunno an exact number. Most of those have been in the past 5-6 years. I think I've hit around 12 this year. I'm not really trying to rack up numbers, but if I can get a woman in bed.....
Only had one STD to date (chlamedia (ya I know the spelling sucks). At the same time the nurse practicioner also suspected the start of lyme disease and just so happened the same anti-biotic works for both! Awesome!
The Bad Ass Canadian
Master Don Juan
I'm up to 33, now (34 is in the works)...... Just got out of an LTR and laid 3 women in the past month . each were multiple encounters.
I caught Chlamydia once.... and this was the only time in my life that I've ever broken a condom. Oh the irony!!! (Worst part is, I've known this chick for a long time, and she has a "reputation" for being a bit easy...well, I guess Igot real lucky with only catching the STD equivalant of a common cold...things coulda been alot worse)
I caught Chlamydia once.... and this was the only time in my life that I've ever broken a condom. Oh the irony!!! (Worst part is, I've known this chick for a long time, and she has a "reputation" for being a bit easy...well, I guess Igot real lucky with only catching the STD equivalant of a common cold...things coulda been alot worse)
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
DrBeard
Banned
Too many! My knob feels like its gonna drop off!
But they've been about 50 fit HB9s some models and 50 HB8s. No fatties or mingers!!
But they've been about 50 fit HB9s some models and 50 HB8s. No fatties or mingers!!
al77
Master Don Juan
It is interesting to note that if we extrapolate the data, then approx. 17% of guys (who posted here the results) have fvcked 87% of the women who were fvcked by all guys.
everywomanshero
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response to PMS
Here is an easy way to rack up numbers. I live (basically) in East St. Louis, IL. There is a number of sex clubs here that you can have orgies in.
The area is a ghetto and is dangerous. I'm not talking like your mother told you be careful dangerous, I mean it's really dangerous. Like worse than the area sorrounding garfield park dangerous.
First is COlony Theatre in Washington Park, IL. I don't recommend going there. It looks very dangerous. This is a porn theatre. Washington park is a dangerous area. Please be careful during the summer when residents are out in force.
Second is Club 64, on Route 3 to Brooklyn, IL. There is orgies here on weekends. You need a date to get into the orgy area. Used to eb 20$ a couple but I hear it's free now. Most of the couples here looked good the few times Ive been. You'll see threesomes quite commonly both MMF and FFM. This is also a strip club. Carjackings occur along route 3 late at night. Be careful getting back on the I-state. I've had 2 attempted carjackings on this road. Te cops patrol back up toward brroklyn, but yer on yer own for the last mile or so towards the I-state. Don't try to pick up any females along the road, they are all drug addicts and/or hookers.
Have a ball if you're in the area. If you don't live close by then just check out what clubs are close to you. I know guys from Canada, Vegas, Houston, etc have reported similar clubs in possibly better areas.
Here is an easy way to rack up numbers. I live (basically) in East St. Louis, IL. There is a number of sex clubs here that you can have orgies in.
The area is a ghetto and is dangerous. I'm not talking like your mother told you be careful dangerous, I mean it's really dangerous. Like worse than the area sorrounding garfield park dangerous.
First is COlony Theatre in Washington Park, IL. I don't recommend going there. It looks very dangerous. This is a porn theatre. Washington park is a dangerous area. Please be careful during the summer when residents are out in force.
Second is Club 64, on Route 3 to Brooklyn, IL. There is orgies here on weekends. You need a date to get into the orgy area. Used to eb 20$ a couple but I hear it's free now. Most of the couples here looked good the few times Ive been. You'll see threesomes quite commonly both MMF and FFM. This is also a strip club. Carjackings occur along route 3 late at night. Be careful getting back on the I-state. I've had 2 attempted carjackings on this road. Te cops patrol back up toward brroklyn, but yer on yer own for the last mile or so towards the I-state. Don't try to pick up any females along the road, they are all drug addicts and/or hookers.
Have a ball if you're in the area. If you don't live close by then just check out what clubs are close to you. I know guys from Canada, Vegas, Houston, etc have reported similar clubs in possibly better areas.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
as much as your all are bosting, the poll tells it all. ALMOST HALF THE PEOPLE ON THIS FORUM HAD MAYBE ONE OR TWO LAYS IN THEIR LIFETIME. A.T.M. there is 33% who never done it at all.
YOU ARE ALL FULL OF ****.
YOU ARE ALL FULL OF ****.
are you excluded from the group who is full of ****? or are you with us and full of ****?Originally posted by spider_007
as much as your all are bosting, the poll tells it all. ALMOST HALF THE PEOPLE ON THIS FORUM HAD MAYBE ONE OR TWO LAYS IN THEIR LIFETIME. A.T.M. there is 33% who never done it at all.
YOU ARE ALL FULL OF ****.
27, I think. More than 25. Could be well over 50 but I passed on a lot of skanks or sometimes couldn't get the opportunity although the offer was there (witnesses, boyfriends around, etc.). 4 virgins in there, about 7 or 8 bisexual chicks, one so called lesbian and one pizza delivery girl (mmmmm Papa Johns).
everywomanshero
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Something ODd...
I've never had sex with a virgin. O well, I hear it doesn't feel too great
I've never had sex with a virgin. O well, I hear it doesn't feel too great