"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"How many women are you sleeping with"?

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Bigbuttlover

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So this girl I have been ****ing e-mailed me this question the other day. I haven't wrote back. What's a good reply to something like this?

Keep in mind this is just a booty call, nothing more.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"How many women are you sleeping with"?
Remember this is a Present Continuous sentence. Since you are currently not "sleeping" with any woman, you can simply answer "None". Unless she rephrase her question, you're telling the truth.
 

Bigbuttlover

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well, technically she wrote "so how many women do you sleep with?"

So those responses wouldnt really work.

what else?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Stand Up Guy

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The correct answer is, "I'm sleeping with 137 women right now. It's difficult for me because many of these women become stalkers......in fact.....you should watch out for your own personal safety. I wouldn't want one of my 17 baby mamas coming to hurt you. (-:"

I need some wingmen in Atlanta, holla at me.
 

backbreaker

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if it's just a booty call why lie?

my response would be "if you want to know am I fvcking other women, that is an affirmative"
 

stayfly

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deflect it

say something like

"that's top secret info babe"

or

"wouldn't you love to know!"

or

"why are you asking me that?"
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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Say: Let me add you to my list and i'll find out.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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