"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How many times a week?

How many times a week?

  • 0

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 1

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 2

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • 3

    Votes: 6 42.9%
  • 4

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • 5

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • 6

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 7

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 8

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I'm never consistant

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    14

Dee-Zy

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and how long per day?

do you work out.

Isn't this the Health and Fitness forum???
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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prosemont

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Did you forget something?

How many times WHAT?

People might be able to take part in your poll if you actually asked a question. I dunno, maybe it's just me, but that might help.
 

SamePendo

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No offense, but I think you should edit the poll. Excercising 8 times a week is not possible.
 
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