"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How many of you shave 'down there'?

Do you shave down there?

  • Hell yes! clean as a whistle 24/7!

    Votes: 15 39.5%
  • Hell no! it's a jungle down there 24/7!

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Yes, only when i know a good lay is coming my way

    Votes: 13 34.2%
  • No, I might reconsider if the girl points it out

    Votes: 6 15.8%

  • Total voters
    38

solo1

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For those of you that do shave what tools do you use? And does it hurt afterwards?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Think247

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if its your first time it wont hurt but it'll itch for a few days.. (only if you did it for the first time)
 

BacardiGuy

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Word, trimming is where it's at.

I trim them real short. It doesn't itch like crazy like shaving does, but has the same benefits.
 

Delta

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trimming is the way to go.

if you shave completely, it's actually PAINFUL for the girl. she grinds on the base of your c0ck in order to stimulate her cl1toris but if you shave, it's like rubbing the head of your c0ck on stubble... not fun.

basically, the idea is to keep it from looking like a jungle.

delta
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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realsmoothie

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I trim just a little. And it does itch the first couple of times you do it... after that it seems to go away for some reason.

Personally I think shaved crotches look bad on men AND women.
 

blinkwatt

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Trimming it is the way I go. I think this has ALOT to do with age groups though. I bet 90% of people below at least trim,90% of people above 30 don't.
 

sexy_kuta

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i shaved two days ago, i cut my myself too lol, kinda missed and stabbed myself.. good hting it was on the skin
 

ValleyDJing

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ewwwww....smoothie likes em hairy! :crackup: jp. But for me, the cleaner the girl, the better, except if its stubble like delta said. The last thing you wanna try is rubbing your d.ick on sandpaper. :cry: owwie!
 

Kourt

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FVCKIN A! I agree with the above posters, keep it trimmed, clean shaven makes you look like you're 10, a jungle makes you look unkempt and sloppy. Keep it well trimmed and the ladies will keep 'coming'. haha peace out
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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