How many of you guys talk a lot of sh1t to your plates for fun? (give me examples.)

[narcissist]

How many of ya'll here talk sh1t to your girlfriend or girl that you are spinning, in a playful, teasing way of course (but sometimes in a way that might even cross the line, which to me is even funnier).

For example. If my girlfriend is trying to talk to me about something I dont care about over snapchat, I wont respond at all to what she is saying, I will just send her a snap chat picture of a lavish King with the caption "me" and then send another snap chat of cartoon poo, or a cow, or a really ugly old guy with the caption "you." And then not reply for the rest of the day or until she tells me something interesting.

Or, another example might be, if my girlfriend is out at a restaurant or like a small get together, and sends me a snap of it and asks if i want to go, I will tell her that the restaurant is a 2/10 or that I wouldn't even go if she bought me shawarma (which she knows is my favourite dish).

And a bunch of other sh1t like that.

also if you do this type of sh1t, provide us with some examples, because I want to do more.

Half the time I do it for fun, and the other half I do it because I think it will up my value. But this got me thinking: does doing things like this up my perceived value?

Regardless of the answers you guys give, I will 100% continue to do it, because I think it is fvcking hilarious, even though I suppose it is somewhat childish.

 

[narcissist]

I love lecturing basic women on high philosophy if the date is going south or I am drunk with success and/or liquor.

If I don't care about the date, I'll just start talking kantian transcendental idealism until they leave. Sometimes, for some reason, it'll turn them on to hear me talk about **** so complex, that it could pass as a completely different language. It's like talking about that sh1t with such a fiery passion intimidates them.

 

[CuddleJunkie]

I talk about nazis. This was specially funny when I had a german plate, I made her say out aloud nazi slogans by feigning interest in how certain seperate words were pronounced.
For whatever reason artsy girls, who tend to be very liberal, dig a fashy man.

 

[old_skoolr]

My girlfriend is really short and one time I called her out about me being childish then for her to act even more of a child.

So after I told her how I told her I don't appreciate it you acting like a baby, I pause for abit then say.

"I mean, I'd tell you to grow up but that's not going to help at all."

Not my best effort, but one she gave me a deathstare for. Was worth it for the LOLs.

Sometimes when I owe her money and shes wearing a low cut top, I put the money in her bra and tell her that's for last night.

 

[CuddleJunkie]

How about physical play? **** like taking their jackets off because "you are cold", making them change their appearance, make them pour you beer. I am constantly pushing the limits, and it's crazy how well they react to a man imposing his physical will over them. I've had girls making her hair grow long again, taking out septums, hiding dreadlocks, lol. I'm re-reading it and I might be a bit of a jerk.

 

[old_skoolr]

How about physical play? **** like taking their jackets off because "you are cold", making them change their appearance, make them pour you beer. I am constantly pushing the limits, and it's crazy how well they react to a man imposing his physical will over them. I've had girls making her hair grow long again, taking out septums, hiding dreadlocks, lol. I'm re-reading it and I might be a bit of a jerk.

haha you are, im the same.

When I walk side by side with a girl, I slowly lean into her and slightly push her to things coming our way ex. lampposts, letter boxes.

I had one girl in an office I worked at who made me hot chocolates even though she was dating a guy who worked in the office as well and never made him one.

There's a dessert in Greece thats called a kok, I dare girls to ask the cutest guy waiter for a large kok and tell him there craving it.

Its childish sh1t but its all for good fun.

 

[narcissist]

Slightly pushing girls into sh1t while walking sounds hilarious. I gotta try that one out.

Also putting cash in their bra and thanking them for the night is great as well. Haha.

There is something hilarious about treating your girl like sh1t, and imposing your will on them.

How far is too far? Is there even a limit?

 

[wifehunter]

It's fun to call them names and get the stink eye...then they smile. Called one "grandma" the other day.

They eat up the banter and teasing, like a fat chick in a candy store.

 

[blind_one]

Yeah I love pushing them into things while walking. Then telling them to watch where they are going. All in good fun though. If they are not getting it then ... they are not the brightest bulb ....

 

[IBreatheSpears]

One of my things when a girl is talking about something boring or getting mad over text or facebook is to send that bítch an animal emoji. Bítches love animal emojis.

It's really good for when they're trying to tell you off for something you did. It shows you aren't taking them seriously.

I also do it when I haven't spoken to a girl in a while.

I just like the idea of them trying to figure out what the fúck I meant by "angry-looking panda".

 

[narcissist]

I really like to play the "king" role a lot. I mean, I am a narcissist

Usually, what I like to do is pretend to be doing the cliche, gay sh1t, and them completely trash it after they get their hopes up. So, for example, with my girl I was like:

"I am a king, and we are in a relationship, so guess what that makes you "
(then she probably thought I was trying to be cute) and she texted me back saying something like:

"AWWW, I am your queen!"
(and this is what set it up perfectly) I said:

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. You are one of my castle peasants. Know thy place."

However. I will take the King role really far, where for days at a time I will only talk/text and act like a king around her. Its pretty funny. I make her call me "Your Highness." She's plays the role of subservient castle peasant really well actually haha. God. I am such a narcissist. Its all in good fun though.

 

[IBreatheSpears]

I make her call me "Your Highness."

My gf replies "Yes, master" whenever I tell her to do something.

 

[hockeyfreak79]

I use to call my ex wife my old lady. This was in my mid to late 20's, she was a couple years younger than me. I picked that up from grand father. She didn't care for it. I can be very sacrcastic/blunt/c0cky with a splash of funny. Woman eat up on that sh*t.

So before we got married she was looking at dresses. I reminded her it couldn't be white since she was not "pure". Yeah that didn't go over too well especially when she told her parents @ dinner 1 night. If I remember it right tho her Dad didn't get pissed, I think he sided with me. Ha!

But yeah I'm an a**hole, I've heard it plenty enough times now and have accepted it. Oh well sh*t happens.

I'm notorious for slapping that a**, so woman will tend to call me daddy. I don't really care for being called that tho, it doesn't do anything for me. So yeah talkin shrimp/neggin is fun.