How many miles of meat has your GF ridden?

[The411]

My GF says she slept with 21 guys and for simplicity's sake let's take that at face value. Let's also assume 5 fvcks per dude to even out the LTR and ONS.

5 sessions * 21 men * 5.5 inches (US avg) = 577.5 inches per thrust

577.5 inches * 100 thust/session = 57,500 inches or 16 football fields of d!ck.

That's how much LeSean McCoy rushed for last year when he led the league.

What's the mileage on your GF SoSuave?

 

[sylvester the cat]

My GF says she slept with 21 guys

how old's your gfriend?

 

[The411]

how old's your gfriend?

25, she ain't no Sister Mary.

 

[sylvester the cat]

25, she ain't no Sister Mary.

I was number 45 for two girls once. One was 21 the other 25. Still, 21 guys at 25 is no mean feat. That's almost one guy for every year of her existence. When did she lose her virginity?

 

[Suspens]

21? Better call her your FB then. She is such material tbh.

 

[The411]

I was number 45 for two girls once. One was 21 the other 25. Still, 21 guys at 25 is no mean feat. That's almost one guy for every year of her existence. When did she lose her virginity?

45 huh? That's almost 2 miles of d!ck. It'd take me a little over half an hour to walk that.

 

[sylvester the cat]

45 huh? That's almost 2 miles of d!ck. It'd take me a little over half an hour to walk that.

to be fair they were not my girlfriends. i doubt i would have been able to sleep at night with that kind of history running through my mind. that was 14 years ago. I dread to think what their numbers are now.

 

[jurry]

Why would you even spend the time thinking about it and calculating how much "**** your girl has ridden"? Either you like her and her body or you dont, move on.

 

[The411]

to be fair they were not my girlfriends. i doubt i would have been able to sleep at night with that kind of history running through my mind. that was 14 years ago. I dread to think what their numbers are now.

Alright, let's take their age as 23 and assume virginity was lost at 18. That's about 9 per year.

14 years * 9 partners/year = 126 partners so 171 total partners.

7.42 miles

That's a high-mileage slvt.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Women always forget the exact number after they get into triple digits.

 

[The411]

Should strippers be committed to?

Bigneil would think so. :crackup:

 

[Albatross953]

I would up it to 20 sessions, and 600 strokes.

I'm thinking thirty strokes a minute and twenty minutes?

And while you're kissing her how many gallons has she swallowed? Is this making us feel better??

Lmao

 

[Bible_Belt]

If we did the calculation for a guy, would it be "miles of vagina I have traveled?"

Miles of Vagina would be a great name for a band.

 

[The411]

If we did the calculation for a guy, would it be "miles of vagina I have traveled?"

Miles of Vagina would be a great name for a band.

Speaking of miles of vagina I wonder if they could be used like sky miles where you get to upgrade to a first class quality women.

Unfortunately if one only uses their vagina miles to cash in they get 'awarded' possible STDs, a kid, possible sexual assault cases etc.

Women cash in d1ck miles and get single motherhood, STD's, mentally screwed up, etc.

 

[VladPatton]

21??

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/daaaamn.gif

 

[Masculinity]

Twenty one penises? I would get an STI check asap.

My last girl had 3 before me and my current one had 1 before me. Most of us would bang, but not get in an LTR with one of the high-mileage women. OP, I think you can do better.

 

[americangirl_234]

Your gf has slept with more than 20 men? Did you meet her at a strip club or something?

 

[Fireballs]

I've never brought it up with my gf and neither has she. I'm not going to ask her either, there's no point.

 

[Jair213]

damn.. thats amazing hahahahahaha.. ok no but fvk that why would you even want to know her baggage? thats a topic i dont touch haha

 

[stevo]

Knowledge Torments.

If I'm not the first dikc (which I really don't want to be) and I'm definitely not the last then I really do not care how many came before me.

I take them at present value.

Plates spin plates so not sure how many dudes my plates spin but again most decent women mostly rotate 2 to 4 dudes for like forever and to be my plate she has to look well taken care of body and punani which most high mileage chics I've met look nothing close to.

Girlfriend? what's that?

What matters to me is does she know how to throw down? nothing like a girl that bounces you back, knows how to adjust her waist to your thrust and knows how to hang those legs, bring up the pelvic so you go right in with no interruptions. That's what matters to me.