"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How many guys actually like eating out?

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lisahoney

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Just curious.

I had a conversation this morning with a girlfriend of mine and she said that last night her boyfriend of the last 4 years admitted that he hated going down on her but did it only so that she would reciprocate.

Is this common? How many guys actually despise going down on the kitty cat but make exceptions only to get their knob bobbed?

Please enlighten ;)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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you can get throat cancer/herpies etc from doing that stuff besides you don't know where that pussy been. It's no different from licking a public toilet seat IMO.
 
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I hate it. In the group I run with it seems I'm the odd man out though. Doesn't seem to be a problem though, as I always get *******s regardless.

When this topic comes up I'm always reminded of that Sopranos episode lol
 
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I love the taste of punani. well as long as they keep it clean and shaved. just to see her eyes roll to the back of her head is motivation enough for me.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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i don't mind it at all. i love when her back curls up off the bed and she demands to be effed because she's dripping.
 
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women haze

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I don't mind it, but she has to be Clean HAS TO...I will not go down on a girl that is dirty, or One Night stands like dude said
 
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Lol haha all of ya got duped by a bot/spammer.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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If its clean, superb, love itcontrol at the end of your tongue
 
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I love eating *****, but I wouldn't during a one night stand just cause you don't know where she's been. I would hate waking up with a cold sore in the morning!
 
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I actually eat out twice a week. My favorite restaurants are Outback Steak House, and Buffalo wild wings.
 
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