"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How many did you DO in 2005?

How many HBs did you bang in 2005?

  • I should have cut off my d!ck in January, cause I didn't seem to need one this year. Wait...does my

    Votes: 51 29.8%
  • One or two. But that's still better than most of you.

    Votes: 58 33.9%
  • Five, four, or three. Hope none of those hoes had an STD...

    Votes: 39 22.8%
  • Six to eight. Barely even had time to masturbate.

    Votes: 9 5.3%
  • Nine or more. Guess that means I'm a dirty *****

    Votes: 14 8.2%

  • Total voters
    171

So pimp its scary

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Don't get so offended mate...

I suppose that I was being the dyck in all this here... but I really don't think that everyone here wants to be as promiscuous as I've become regardless.

Just so everyone knows... the AVERAGE North American Male has 6 sexual partners in his LIFE!!!!

Now, with my friend that puts most of us to shame in terms of the action he gets, it takes ALOT of zero's to make a 6 average... and he's only one guy.

So really, it sounds rough... but if you've slept with more than 1 woman in your life, your doing better than a good portion of the american population.

I hope that eases tensions a little bit.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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iLoveCookies

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Originally posted by Badmannaz
yea i should have cut myne off!!!!


i'm not ashamed to say it i got's the big-0

no poo-nanny for me..but 2006 is my year:D
yeah i am on the same table.
 

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Originally posted by BrotherAP
If they occured in the same year, they probably weren't 'long term'
I never knew that... I thought LTR's are determined by the individual, not by a set timeline and guideline.

They were LTR's to me.

stfu
 

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Just so everyone knows... the AVERAGE North American Male has 6 sexual partners in his LIFE!!!!

Now where did you get that stat from?


Jesus...here we go again. All I have to say to that is just take a look at the results man. Majority is falling in the 1 or 2 range, and less than 13% on here were with 6 or more. You call that irrelevant? This poll is ONLY HERE TO REPRESENT THIS FORUM.
I can't figure out what your point is. Are you saying that outside this forum guys get laid LESS or MORE than people here?
 

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Originally posted by Oxide
I can't figure out what your point is. Are you saying that outside this forum guys get laid LESS or MORE than people here?
I love you. ;)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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GropeDope

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This thread has served it's purpose anyway.
 

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Just one. Was in a LTR until we broke up a few months ago. I've been consentrating on improving myself after the breakup, so I haven't put much effort into getting women. I got really out of shape while I had a GF :(
 

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"I would hearby like to donate my penis to anybody here who can find a use for it...as i obvously don't deserve one!!!"

Lol sorry couldn't resist....most i got this year was ALOT of kissing and abit of a feel....probally as i pull in clubs and can't seem to get them into bed....
 

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Originally posted by Badmannaz
but 2006 is my year:D
This is what im saying.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I didn't bang any hb's in 2005 but thats okay maybe 2006 will be the year and there will be a lot to make up for it. :)
 

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Personally I doubt that. I think I made the "0" choice too offensive for some people to want to choose it so they either didn't vote at all or lied.
 

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hey i'll admit it.... I had no one because i was working 50 hr work weeks all year and was uptight too....go figure :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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5.58%

I'm surprised I make the top 6% with 12 for the year.

I aimed for a one a month average. Got it.

any guy who has been here longer then a year, and hasn't been in an LTR should be scoring one a month. It was pretty easy.
 

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Umm, I scored 7 in the past year, and I was in an LTR for the entire first half of it. Maybe I am better than I thought. I couldn't fathom going 0 for a year.

I also did like 10 approaches all year. Now, I won't tell you I was 7 for 10, but its hard to not at least find some girl at some point.

I am not good at sarging, I have marginal game at best, and I have sickening approach anxiety. And I got 7.

Part of the problem is that half of you are just trying to drag chicks home out of clubs. Only one of mine was that way, and it was the worst one of the 7. The best of the 7 was also a ONS originally that turned into a long term FB relationship, though she moved away. Solid game involves dating and actually getting to know the person. I guarantee if you get one date a week, you will bed at least 10 women in a year.

Lets pick up the pace in '06 gentlemen.
 

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Not since late '03. Not for lack of trying, however.
So, are you the catcher or the pitcher?

;) :p



Honestly, it has been a MONTH already in 2006. It is time to start going for it, like, right about Yesterday. Start talking and force yourself to get the number.
 

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Well I voted 4 for 2005, which has been a major improvement for me, I went from 1 in 2003 and 2 in 2004. I also had a LTR during all those years ( I know, I'm a cheating bastard)

2006 I'm working on my game and my personal life. I'm in the process of day 2 with a HB7 atm, so if it goes as planned, she will be all mine by the 3rd time, although I might get her all hot and then withold just to show her it is me who is in charge :)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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