"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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--How many chicks have you banged in 2008?--

Fluid

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zero, probably same for 2009, but i think im due for one in 2010
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wiesman44

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Hope you all enjoy the STD's that you have. 15 girls in one year is asking for TEH HIV
 

mpimpin

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Some of you live dangerously.

Two for me. not ashamed or proud. Could care less

I've reached a point this year where sex and women aren't top of the list
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Bible_Belt

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-How many chicks have you banged in 2008?--


Only two, but I banged them a lot, sometimes both on the same night. I am living with one of them now. And she is paying all my bills :yes:
 

mpimpin

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OTB said:
But moderating this forum is still a top priority! :p
EXACTLY!!

actually I am the Sh!tty mod...
 

edger

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ZERO(not counting all the HOT escorts as well as the HOT prostitutes in Amsterdam)....now let's see how many others besides me and Desert Fox will admit that.
 
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