wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Beat her to the 'I have a boyfriend' punch, and subtly compliment her at the same time. It works!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
"How many boyfriends do you have?" (smiles)
- Thread starter wifehunter
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
I actually find this to be rather a turn on for them if you say it the right way. Like they know that you just get it, so they don’t take you off their list of potential partners lol
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Yep, kitty kitty just ate the goldfish!