"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How many AFC's does it take to change a light bulb?

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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taiyuu_otoko

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couple thousand.

about ten to approach it, and then chicken out at the last minute, and the rest to participate in the forum discussion about how horrible it is that all light bulbs are borderline BDP, and that there is some secret light bulb conspiracy going on where they are starting to learn how to change themselves.
 

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taiyuu_otoko said:
couple thousand.

about ten to approach it, and then chicken out at the last minute, and the rest to participate in the forum discussion about how horrible it is that all light bulbs are borderline BDP, and that there is some secret light bulb conspiracy going on where they are starting to learn how to change themselves.
what did stripes say about those low blows and rabbit punches?
 

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it takes one afc to change a light bulb as long as he is asked by a girl he likes.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Actually there's be five afcs fighting over who gets to change it for the girl, while she's giving me BJ in the back.
 

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lost count on AFC's but only one man to really "screw it in"
 

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20 AFC's to walk past a girl and argue "she was checking me out" "no she was checking me out!"
Why is that so AFC?
 
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