"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How long should you stay in a sexual position?

Anomalous

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So when your doing your girl, how many minutes, or how many pumps do you do before you switch positions?

Anomalous out.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Shiftkey

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lol I don't keep a stop watch next to the bed. Just change when you or her wants to.
 

zerocelcius

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I change a lot. I don't count the pumps..lol, but yea a lot. I really agree with ESPI about 4play. A lot of teasing can go a long way.

OH>.. ok i can help you out with something I do .. do... :rolleyes:

I never, NEVER NEVER NEVER *** untill she does a few times. I have a mission to get a new girl up to 11 (which was my record) That won't happen with every one.

OK here is the meat and potatoes...:whistle:

After a intense session of 4play move on to intercourse. Once you are about to ***, change possitions, BUT inbetween tease her some more...(gives you time to calm down) than move onto the next position.

Side note It takes me a very long time to Climax so take this info and mold it to your style.

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zerocelcius

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added note*

Once she is hot don't worry about her cooling down so much.

See I heard it this way once and it is very true!

Woman are like ovens, they take a long time to heat up, but stay hot for a long time.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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