"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How long does a female s**t test a guy?

Zapp Brannigan

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There's a girl I've known since around middle school. To make a long story short, in the past I made some bad mistakes with her. Came on to strong, gave her every possible bit of power, and got used for attention.

A lot of time has passed since then. She has seen me with other girls, and looked jealous, then whenever her and her boyfriend are around I'll ignore them and then she'll try to talk to me. Despite all of that, she still seems to think she still has power over me.

Over the past month or two she's been s**t testing me fairly often. I haven't given into any of them, but she still continues. She has a few orbiters where we know each other, and I pretty much act like I don't see her. Only occasionally we'll lock eyes. How long does a female s**t test a guy?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Peaks&Valleys

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Until she realizes that you'll eventually walk away cuz you're tired of putting up with her B.S.
 

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If there is one thing I've learned, it's that women will either love you or not be interested in you within the first 2 minutes of conversation. Sometimes you have to go out of your way to have that conversation, but once you have it, she knows. That's why these situations where you liked a girl for years never works out. She has known all along. Meanwhile, if you didn't like her and she liked you, she would literally annoy the piss out of you by trying over and over. They are shameless when they want you.

You need to become the type of man who women fall for instantly. Even then, it's still a big challenge to pull of your ideal affair.

REMEMBER: every hot girl has a million clones out there! There are only so many unique types of babes. They're like cats, their personalities start to repeat after you have enough of them.
 

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The rest of her life. Sh!t testing is hard wired, you'll never get rid of that part of a woman. It's simply a way she can determine if you'll fold under pressure if sh!t ever hits the fan/you're worth expending a precious egg on. I also suspect it's more frequent with women who have a good amount of self esteem and who have a lot of natural alphas in their family.

I could be wrong, but that's the way I see it.
 

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^^^^ Until the day she dies. But you have to understand that it's subconcious, they can't help it, (she has to keep being reminded that she has a MAN) although the frequency at which they occur will subside the longer you're with her and as long as you don't fail them.

I see guys getting sh!t tested by their wives constantly, but that is because they are appeasing/supplicating betas who fail every test.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Do us guys subconsciously **** test women as well or is it only women that test men? because maybe us guy do that too and we don't realize it
 

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This sounds like keyboard jockeying. Stop talking about this little sl*t and you will be a lot happier. Sounds like she is very low quality. Next.
 

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Krueg

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High Interest girls wont play games and sh!t test you. They may give you a few simple tests to see if you actually like them or see how you handle things, but they wanna know if your a man or boy. Just like you screen women to see if you like them as well.. Its a part of dating to root out who is right and who is not. Also, younger girls are immature and dont know what the hell they want, they constantly change their mind.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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