"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How long did you take?

How long did you take to f0ck a girl?

  • After 6 months sarging

    Votes: 1 33.3%
  • After 12 months sarging

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • After 24 months sarging

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Never f0ck one from sarging

    Votes: 1 33.3%
  • After 36 months

    Votes: 1 33.3%
  • I get them from social circle

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    3
  • Poll closed .

escaleraroyal

Master Don Juan
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Hey, just wonder how long did you guys take to f0ck a girl after you started sarging?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Mantis Toboggan

Master Don Juan
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I don't even understand the question.

Here's some advice: stay away from polls.
 
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