"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How long can i go?(sex question)

Jester

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Last night, for the second time of my life, i had sex with my girlfriend. I went for approximately 5 hours, sex, some varying positions, blow-jobss, etc, and i did not *** once(her on the otherhand, thats a MUCH different story). Now i know its far from impossible for me to come because well you get the idea, but whats up with that?

The sex felt good, and no i was not wearing a condom(shes on birthcontrol and because we had sex once before(condom that time) i knew i wasnt even gonna come close to coming). So whats the deal?

What can i do? I'd like to atleast sometimes especially because she felt bad that i didnt and she did so many times(i said it still felt really good).

I know most guys have exactly the opposite problem, coming too soon, but have any of you experienced this, and if so, what have you done to remedy it?

[This message has been edited by Jester (edited 11-11-2002).]
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Digitz

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I had this same problem a little while ago.

Now i see it as a gift, its like an off and on switch for blowing your load.

Bang her until she orgasms a few times then start to really focus on what your doing in your head. Realize how good those pink lips feel around you and that usually gets me off.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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