"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Okay. I took my very first generic Viagara pill this afternoon and not much happened. Is this really suppose to be a miracle pill!?!?!!?

It was a 100 milligram pill. Package says manufactured in 2006, expires 2010.

Here is what I did. About an hour after waking up they came in the mail. I took one and did some light work around the house. My thoughts were not on sex. About 10 - 15 minutes later my eyes feel warm, I still have a slight caffeine-type buzz. My crotch got a sensation and kind of spongy d*ck. Not hard but thick feeling. Nothing happened with my shaft but it did "fill" a little. No stiff hard on.

I have not that much trouble getting hard with my woman but I was expecting more with these pills.

Do I need to be aroused when I take one in order for it to work?

Or are they suppose to work on their own when my mind is not on sex and just out for a walk?

Maybe I should break down and head to a t*tty bar to relax and "break" the pills in?

9 hours have passed and no hard on. What am I doing wrong?:trouble:

I eat right and exercise.

I also have samples of Tadalis and generic LeVetra. Will try a pill of those later this week.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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you need exposure to naked women for the pill to work. By taking the pill alone won't work. Viagra is effective within the first hour of ingestion.

If you have high blood pressure, viagra will cause your d*ck to go numb thus losing all sensation.

Levitra has a longer period of effect compare to Viagra but it won't have a high peak of sensation like viagra.

I know this from personal experience. you have to go to nudie bar or get an escort girl. you will see the effect of viagra. if you took it 9hrs ago, it might have weaken a great deal.
 

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LoneRanger said:
Ok. I will go to a stripper joint soon, pop a pill and see what happens.

So how long should I generally stay hard?
viagra will make you stay hard for at least 3hrs then it tapers off quickly. Viagra has a short life expectancy compare to Levitra.

Levitra has longer plateau effect for 6-9hrs. you get a steady hard on for long time. Viagra get you immediate & painful hardon but it last short time 3hrs. you better use it or you look silly with a walking around people with a woody.
 

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picard said:
viagra will make you stay hard for at least 3hrs then it tapers off quickly. Viagra has a short life expectancy compare to Levitra.

Levitra has longer plateau effect for 6-9hrs. you get a steady hard on for long time. Viagra get you immediate & painful hardon but it last short time 3hrs. you better use it or you look silly with a walking around people with a woody.
lol! Okay. I will be careful with it then.

Crap. My woman invited me over for the night. Not suppose to take another pill for 24 hours? Geesh!:cuss:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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For the pill to work the best, take it on empty or near empty stomach, do not eat big meals prior popping it.

Also you need sexual thoughts and stimulations for you to get hard and make Viagra work, you will not get hard by popping Viagra and then playing games on your PC. :)
 

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Immediately after consuming Viagra, naked women will parachute from the sky and girl rape you into submission. What the hell did you think would happen? The instructions say that if your **** won't stay hard during sex Viagra will help.

I've never used it but I would BELIEVE the damn instructions.
 

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I have found a medication that is similar to Viagra - the alpha blockers like Doxazosin or Terazosin (better). I take these to loosen up the glands of the prostate, and with all that loose fluid, it sympathetically gets me aroused (or at least more easily aroused.) Ejaculations are stronger too.

One thing to keep in mind (and this would probably hold true for Viagra as well) is that it could make you a bit woozy as it does lower blood pressure. Also, I find that while taking the medication, my tolerance for alcohol is reduced (i.e., not right after taking the medication while the effects are most acute.) But when I am taking before sex, having 3 ejaculations in just over an hour is not uncommon. :D
 

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Viagra takes affect immediately 30min after ingestion. you must be on empty stomach for it to absorb quickly into the blood. Viagra does make you feel slightly dizzy due to drop in blood pressure to your brain. your d*ck might feel numb since there are lots of blood transfer to the groin region.


you should eat 2hours ahead before having sex to store up energy. when your stomach feel a bit empty, take the Viagra.
 

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Got them in the mail? Did you go to a Doctor and get a prescription or did you order them off the internet without seeing a doctor?

I am not opposed to ordering off the internet, but just would be concerned that they are the real deal and not placebo's.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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double post.
 

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If you hadn't used them before, I recomend you cut it in 4's or even 8's (25mg or 12.5 mg), and take a much smaller dose, as it will get similar or even better effect than "over loading" on the 100mg dose. If you've never used it, the full 100mg dose is too much and it might actually be counterproductive, and a waste, a long with giving you a head rush, headache, and caffeine like jitters.

When I've used it, I am down to taking like 12.5 mg (cut it in 1/8 of the 100mg pill portions), and get a great effect, about 40 mins later, without getting the headaches and stuffed nose I would when ingesting the full dose.

Yes, as stated in above posts, it will work only when you get aroused, it will last a couple of hours, and works better on empty stomach, or with limited food consumption, otherwise it takes longer to kick in, and you might need a bigger dose.
 

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You might want to try amino acids also.

I started taking L-Tyrosine for mood enhancement, and began to notice that I was getting morning wood EVERY DAY, and that hasn't happened in many years. It also brought on more sensation.

Recently I got back on the L-Tyrosine but didn't notice as much of an effect (it has an effect on dopamine and norepinepherine which might explain why if I am in a better mood now than back then). I then added L-Arginine for the supposed sexual boost and the benefits of muscle repair for weightlifting.

It's only been a week or so on the L-Arginine and I believe it is supposed to take some time to start working, but so far I have noticed that my d!ck is hard as a rock. I mean, like SUPER hard. It seems like sensation has decreased a bit, but the erection is stronger than i have ever had.

So the jury is still out, but these amino acids show promise. Might want to give them a shot. Cheap, natural, and good for you.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I tried viagra once and it took about 40 mins to an hour to have total effect. I then had sex with a girl for two hours, but just couldn't finish, so I gave up. I was still hard after sex. It obviously isn't the same as a normal hard-on, you're hard, but the sensation isn't the same, not to mention the strange feeling you have with your heart racing because of the effects of the viagra. I wouldn't recommend viagra unless you really need it.

The best natural ingredient I tried was this snake juice they sell when I was in Vietnam. I believe they sell it in most East Asian countries. It basically just kick starts you and you're good to go! All natural and no risks to your health unlike viagra. But unfortunately I don't think you can get this stuff in any Western country. I've seen "Horny Goat Weed" on supermarket shelves which are tablets you're meant to take once a day, can anyone comment on this?
 

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There's a south Asian root called Tongkat Ali which is a testosterone adaptogen- meaning that it stimulates the body to produce more of it. Depending on the individual, more testosterone means more libido, energy, and muscle mass.

Naturally you should already be healthy- good nutrition and exercise. There's also gingko, zinc, maca...

The best "viagra" I ever experienced was seeing a girl I had been out of touch with standing on the street wearing a t-shirt that hung over her nip(.)les just right. She accepted my proposition and we set records.
 

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Best "viagra" I ever had was my latina ex with beautiful "C's" and a nice ass who couldn't get enough of humming on my meatstick.

The tight little 100lb asian that I could flip around like i was twirling a baton was a close second.
 

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STR8UP said:
Best "viagra" I ever had was my latina ex with beautiful "C's" and a nice ass who couldn't get enough of humming on my meatstick.

The tight little 100lb asian that I could flip around like i was twirling a baton was a close second.

Where do you live???

Where I'm in Eastern Michigan all those kind of women get fat like cows by 25-30 years old!:cry: :cry: :cry:
 
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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