"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

how is my next plate like viagra?

_sideways_

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 31, 2013
Messages
1,919
Reaction score
218
May cause an erection lasting 4 hours.


Im trying this line lol
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

Read more...

way2smart

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Oct 20, 2014
Messages
298
Reaction score
75
Having an erection for that long is bad for your pen1s. Viagra increases blood flow to pen1s and the valves of the veins that take the deoxygenated blood back get extremely overloaded, if these valves get damaged you may no longer be able to hold an erection without viagra. The reason for this when you are erect the valves partially close to keep the blood in pen1s, when you have too much blood flowing and too little going back, the veins and valves get too overworked.
 
Top