"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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How is my myspace(my friend made it for me)

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I hope the changes you made haven't shown up yet. Right now it looks like you really like to say hi.
 
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I think she was playing a joke on you.

The best Myspace self-descriptions and "who I'd like to meet" sections are brief and a bit cheeky.

Personal info is best served straight and/or witty. For example, if you have a passion for music, go ahead and list lots of your favorite artists and bands ... you might even have members of them adding you!
 
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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude


Hahahahaha..


Seriously? Your profile screams "I WANT PU55Y BECAUSE I AM A FRUSTRATED BOY OR MAYBE A SKINNY A55 ASIAN FAG PLEASE FVCK ME"



No, AND remove tucker max off your profile, or at least put him into the back. The friends you should have should reflect who you are, you are not a player, so forget about it. You are an aspiring DJ, and your profile should reflect anything but your aspirations about DJing. If you like cars make profile about cars. You are scaring women with that thing. Carrot Top has more serous profile than you.


ANOTHER IMPORTANT THING, dont talk to your friends that you are learning this sh1t. I know those asian ****s, they sabbotage everything you done, you cant trust asians. You look like asian so I bet you know what Im talking about.




Here another simple explaination. If youre a ninja, you dont go around telling people youre a ninja. That skill is secretive, ninjas proul the night, it is a secret weapon. If you go around running telling youre a ninja, people start thinking of you as if you were Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, or Donatello. Goof.
 
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Kev07 said:
One of my friends keeps blabbering about how i should get a myspace so I told her to go make me one (just try to guess who it is..)


she ended putting a whole bunch of very corny info so i changed all the info and the music. tell me what you think:moon:

www.myspace.com/kev07
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I think your Who I'd Like to Meet is kinda funny...if people know you're joking. Throw in a smile or 'lol.' Your song's also pretty dope.

I think bangbro's got it all wrong. Oh, and get rid of all the "hi's." :rockon:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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the hi's are there because i dont really care for myspace. the who i'd love to meet is obviously a joke.

i'm trying to give off the impression that i don't actually "myspace" it's just there.

i don't go around telling anyone that i study this kind of stuff.


tucker max is not a player, he's just awesome.

i'm far from skinny, 5'10 175 pounds. and it's not from fat either.

i want to change my profile picture though, i don't even know where she found that pic
 
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Tucker Max is a player. Hes tucker max. It might work for you because youre a goof. But again, this are opinions, are you able to pick up chicks on the internet and meet them? Skip to my lou is supposedely good at it, I doubt you could be that good.
 
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Queer/10 bro
 
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Kev07 said:
the hi's are there because i dont really care for myspace. the who i'd love to meet is obviously a joke.

i'm trying to give off the impression that i don't actually "myspace" it's just there.
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Then don't expect to get a lot of replies. People are not likely to respond to a half ass profile. It's the same way they don't respond well to overly done profiles.

If you don't put anything on it, they'll know nothing about you and won't feel compelled to want to talk to you. Why should they? You've given them nothing interesting. The same way if you put too much into it, it looks like you have no life.

The key is to put just enough. Just give some basic interests. Basic things about you. Enough to give them an idea of who you are without telling them everything.
 
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I want ab shots. Not enough of those on myspace. Maybe Skip To My Loser could let you borrow one of his.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I think it's as gay and boring as every other myspace profile I've ever seen, other than a few that belong to porn stars. It screams desperate, fake, and insecure to me.
 
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NICE DOOD! NOW YOU CAN WASTE YOUR TIME ON INTERNET!!!

o wait.. i am too.. *hits head for wasting the last 30 min. on answering stupid posts...*
 
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