"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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How important is GETTING LAID for you?

How important is GETTING LAID?

  • VERY IMPORTANT! I will feel ashamed being a virgin at age 20!!!

    Votes: 16 27.1%
  • SOMEWHAT IMPORTANT... I focus on career and what I wanna do in life...

    Votes: 29 49.2%
  • NOT IMPORTANT AT ALL... I don't really look for pu$$y...

    Votes: 14 23.7%

  • Total voters
    59

IrReSiStIbLe

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Originally posted by squirrels
Sexual pleasure is like any bodily function. Like eating.
At the very basic level, you need food. Masturbation is like hot dogs, Ramen noodles and Mac&Cheese. Good sex is like a big ass porterhouse steak with a baked potato and some fresh veggies. :)

Not absolutely necessary, but...damn. :D
ROFL!!!!! Soo true!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Squy

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I dont really care much about pussies. Watch out you ***** addicts out there, so you don't become like that main character in the 1995 movie Kids. Yes he got HIV infected at age 17
 
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