"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How i got this girls #, funny and kinda stupid

stoner1129

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So there's this girl in my chemisty class and her name is j. I'd try talkin to her but it always seemed like she'd never open up, either that i suck at talkin. She always gives me IOI's and as a plus she has one of the nicest pairs i've ever seen lol.
So anyways i get this text from someone and i ask them who it is and they say their name is j also but they had texted the wrong number and it wasn't the one in my class.
So one day i'm thinkin of how to get her number because i'm not gonna end the year like last year with not really meetin anyone new or gettin numbers.
Well i start thinkin about the text and i get this idea to have my friend text me and say he was j. So i obviously knew it wasn't her and when it came to chemistry i asked her about it jokingly and playin around(i messed up and came off as a little to serious).
The convo went a little somethin like this it was like a week ago and i kinda forgot some.
Me:hey i got this text and i was wonderin if it was you(hand her my phone)
J:nope not my number
Me: oh yes you're lyin
J:ha no i don't even have my phone today
Me: Dang well what's your number then (hand her the phone again)
So she puts her number in and after that she looks at me and gives this BIG smile.
It's an easy one to do and will probably work good if you aren't very ballsy.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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dj_killa

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Of course, this will work only if you know her name and she's around you quite often, like in a class or at workplace.

Kind of sneaky though...
 

Prodigy746

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She probobly knew what you were doing from the start of conversation. Girls are not stupid, you should have just talked to her about a random subject and say something like this ... "You seem like a cool girl let me get your number and we can hang out sometime" .. thats way cooler than pretending that she texted you. Whats important is that you got her number and you are young you will get better.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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