Her- “You think I’m a slut.”
Me- “No, I don’t”
Her- “Then why did you come home with me?”
Me- “Because I was having a fun time with you and wanted to hang out with you more. Why did you come home with me?”
Her- “I don’t know”
Me- “Probably because you were having a fun time with me and wanted to hang out more. Right?”
Her- (laughter) “So what do you want to do”
At this point I pulled her on top of me.
Me- “You know what I want. I don’t have to draw you a picture do I?” I had to make sure I was not condescending when I said this. It had to be said in a playful tone.
Her- (laughter) “Are you a player?”
Me- “No”
Her- “I think you’re a player”
Me- “Players lie to girls and manipulate them. I don’t lie or manipulate. I want to hook up with you. If you don’t want to, then that’s fine, too. It’s your decision. We can just go to sleep if you’d rather, no big deal.”
Her- “You’re a player”
Me- ( laying back and closing my eyes) “Goodnight”
Her- (acting frantic) “Are you seriously going to sleep?”
Me- “Yeah. All this talk isn’t fun. You can do whatever you want”
At this point, she laid on top of me and started kissing me. The deal was easily closed from there.
Afterward, she got off the bed, and I laid out spread eagle on it, and said sarcastically, “You’re sleeping on the floor, right?”
Me- “No, I don’t”
Her- “Then why did you come home with me?”
Me- “Because I was having a fun time with you and wanted to hang out with you more. Why did you come home with me?”
Her- “I don’t know”
Me- “Probably because you were having a fun time with me and wanted to hang out more. Right?”
Her- (laughter) “So what do you want to do”
At this point I pulled her on top of me.
Me- “You know what I want. I don’t have to draw you a picture do I?” I had to make sure I was not condescending when I said this. It had to be said in a playful tone.
Her- (laughter) “Are you a player?”
Me- “No”
Her- “I think you’re a player”
Me- “Players lie to girls and manipulate them. I don’t lie or manipulate. I want to hook up with you. If you don’t want to, then that’s fine, too. It’s your decision. We can just go to sleep if you’d rather, no big deal.”
Her- “You’re a player”
Me- ( laying back and closing my eyes) “Goodnight”
Her- (acting frantic) “Are you seriously going to sleep?”
Me- “Yeah. All this talk isn’t fun. You can do whatever you want”
At this point, she laid on top of me and started kissing me. The deal was easily closed from there.
Afterward, she got off the bed, and I laid out spread eagle on it, and said sarcastically, “You’re sleeping on the floor, right?”