"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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how good are you at getting chciks?

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Why do people keep creating newer, more complicated, less informative acronyms and phrases?

Honestly. **** "mental kino." Its sentual eyecontact. And I dont even know what MAVEC stands for, but Ill bet its fvcking stupid as well, so chill out and speak plain english.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So pimp its scary

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Originally posted by BrWnSugaMan
This won't work b/c some of her groceries will get warm.
How is it that people are so quick to say that something won't work?

I've already made the point that it doens't matter so much what you say, but how you say it.
 
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