how good are you at getting chciks?

[avrilishot]

Well lets say you go to the grocery store, and you notice a HB 9

looking at something on one of the shelves. And you know she isnt

with anyone cause you seen her by herself for 15minutes, so how

would you approach her? and then when your done talking how

do you end the conversation?

The reason I ask this is becaue I sometimes run into situations

like this and I hate when I dont do a damn thing. so please help.


Avrilishot

 

[Visitant]

I would quietly walk up to her, bend her over the dairy isle, and start procreating while spraying whipped cream everywhere.

 

[Juggalo]

If she's near the eggs ask her how she likes them...scrambled or fertilized? :crackup:

 

[italostud]

Sounds like you need to read the bible and do a bootcamp.

Talking to girls isn't that scary, if you know what you're doing.

 

[Black_Italian]

walk up to her and say HI i am a Ninja

 

[animal crackers]

This situation:

AC"hey....I don't usually do this, but......You're really cute....and...I wanted to see what you were like.

HB (doesn't matter)

AC (fluff talk) (qualify based on where she lives. I'm lazy and don't like to drive far) find some sort of commonality, even if its stupid like you both like spaghetti o's. Then...

(take out phone) "give me your #" (thats ALL do NOT say anything more)

"give me your #" is my favorite way to do it.

 

[h2o]

ok, you gotta strap yourself for this, because i have the ultimate pick-up line. it will work in that situation, and can be applied to many others. you will be blown away! dude, you ready for this?? just say...



















































"hey"

 

[Black_Italian]

I would walk up and say:

Me:Hey were do they keep the condoms

Her:I dont work here

Me:I know but you look like a girl that would know were to get condoms

 

[bbestar]

Im having this same problem but while I was listening to David... I think my problem is my beilef system...

You have to believe that each person, Old or young want to meet you and have you as a friend..

And every where you go is an adventure, and challenges..

You got to do the same thing with women...


If they slap you or hit or call the police... you got to say to yourself..


SHE WANTS ME.... (edit)

Go out there young padawan...

DIE YOUNGLINGS

 

[chance]

"hi, i have aids."

 

[TheSplat]

Black Italian is the funniest person on SS. "you look like you know where the condoms are" Fvcking gold. And the ninja thing is funny too. But, do ninjas wear condoms?

 

[avrilishot]

Originally posted by bbestar
Im having this same problem but while I was listening to David... I think my problem is my beilef system...

You have to believe that each person, Old or young want to meet you and have you as a friend..

And every where you go is an adventure, and challenges..

You got to do the same thing with women...


If they slap you or hit or call the police... you got to say to yourself..


SHE WANTS....

Go out there young padawan...

DIE YOUNGLINGS

thank thats the best advice i got so far.

 

[chance]

me: are you that slut i saw on the weekend?

her: umm excuse me?

me: yeah? can i help you?

 

[Pimp-sicle]

Talking to girls is easy. Once you become comfortable with conversing, you can start a conversation anywhere! With the particular situation you put up, I'd notice what she was shopping for or what was already in her grocery cart and make a comment about it. That's your opener, doesn't have to cheesy or lame. Just honest opinion. If she's open to talking, then you fluff her for a few minutes, # close and get out. If she's not, then move on, no big deal.


PIMP

 

[bbestar]

Make a list of 5 things you want to do...

ex. approach 5 random girls in a store, ask there opinion about something, name, then #.

Then give it to a friend and let them watch you do it.

Promise your friend 10 dollars if you don't do it.

(david)

 

[avrilishot]

wow thanks

pimp- sicle and bbestar

 

[So pimp its scary]

I don't do many pickups at grocery stores and shyt, but if I had to approach (just too appealing to not) :

Me : Hi. I don't mean to interrupt, but I just had to ask. (In an almost suspicious tone)Are you single?
her : yes, why?
me : I just didn't want to make anyone jealous by taking you to coffee when you're done shopping... say 25-30min at so and so coffee shop around the corner.
her : ok.

That is assuming that I know where the coffee shops are in the area... I like coffee because it's cheap, it's short and you can just decide if you want to pursue things further.

Keep in mind that this was an impro, I've yet to test this out... it'll come up sooner or later.

 

[BrWnSugaMan]

I don't do many pickups at grocery stores and shyt, but if I had to approach (just too appealing to not) :

Me : Hi. I don't mean to interrupt, but I just had to ask. (In an almost suspicious tone)Are you single?
her : yes, why?
me : I just didn't want to make anyone jealous by taking you to coffee when you're done shopping... say 25-30min at so and so coffee shop around the corner.
her : ok.

That is assuming that I know where the coffee shops are in the area... I like coffee because it's cheap, it's short and you can just decide if you want to pursue things further.

Keep in mind that this was an impro, I've yet to test this out... it'll come up sooner or later.I don't do many pickups at grocery stores and shyt, but if I had to approach (just too appealing to not) :

This won't work b/c some of her groceries will get warm.

 

[Black_Italian]

TheSplat of course we Ninjas wear condoms what do you think that big black thing on our head is?

 

[bbestar]

I think asking how long she has been single is a safer question to ask...

Then tell her you can tell by the way she looks at your eyes.

Then initiate MAVEC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EXTREME MAVEC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ask her, are you feeling crazy today..

hmmm, i think i found a new way of initiating mavec...

IM TRYING THIS TOMORROW!!!