"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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how good are you at getting chciks?

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Why do people keep creating newer, more complicated, less informative acronyms and phrases?

Honestly. **** "mental kino." Its sentual eyecontact. And I dont even know what MAVEC stands for, but Ill bet its fvcking stupid as well, so chill out and speak plain english.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So pimp its scary

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Originally posted by BrWnSugaMan
This won't work b/c some of her groceries will get warm.
How is it that people are so quick to say that something won't work?

I've already made the point that it doens't matter so much what you say, but how you say it.
 
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