"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How fast is your processor?

Poonani Maker

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Mine can go to 5.0 Ghz, stable. Hovers around 32 degrees, sometimes 45. 4790K
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Desdinova

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I don't need anything super fast nor powerful. This does me fine.
Code:
  *-cpu                 
       description: CPU
       product: AMD FX(tm)-4130 Quad-Core Processor
       vendor: Advanced Micro Devices [AMD]
       physical id: 4
       bus info: cpu@0
       version: AMD FX(tm)-4130 Quad-Core Processor
       serial: To Be Filled By O.E.M.
       slot: AM3R2
       size: 1400MHz
       capacity: 3800MHz
       width: 64 bits
       clock: 200MHz
 
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