Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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How far would you drive to bang a woman?

Poonani Maker

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I'm thinkin about driving 60 miles tonight for that very purpose. She wants me to come down.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ChalengeGuyFan

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You waste gas (and apparently no time) by going.

You win experience and possibly a fvck if you're going.

Balance out and decide for yourself.
 

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chad2k5 said:
Don't get killed.
hahaha. I lol'd.



...And I would drive farther. Always say yes to adventure! (and pvssy)

think about it, if you drive 120mph the whole way, you will be there and fvcking like in half an hour. :rockon:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Hell naw, don't do that. Tell her, "yeah right", tell her how bad you want her... Also tell her that when she wants you that bad to drive her ass half-way and get a telly at half-point or closer (to you), tell her to come pick you up then drop you off(my choice), tell her to come where you are and get a telly there or your place if possible... But don't tell her you are on your way...
 

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I've driven FAR before. It was just a cool experience, got to see some different areas, and got some pvssy to boot. Life is boring if you never get out of the same town. OTOH, I would never drive far somewhere strictly to get pvssy because what if you get there and she's got some really gross house with dog **** on the floor or something? Don't laugh, this happened to me with a really hot, well dressed chick with a brand new ride. I couldn't believe she lived in that pig pen. I did **** her anyway but that house was so gross I never went back again.
 

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It's all mathematical:
HB #----------Miles Willing to drive
0-4------------------(-5)
5---------------------0
6---------------------10
7---------------------40
8---------------------60
9---------------------70
10--------------------100 (only if puss was guaranteed)

You can graph that out on excel for visual stimulation
 
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Why would you have to drive that far for sex if you are so hot as you've described on other posts? That sounds too desperate.
 

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I live in Arizona, so it'd have to be either California, Nevada or Utah otherwise no. I've driven to Vegas to bang chicks, and I drove to San Clemente last summer to bang some broad. (I do a lot of online game) But I'm not about to drive my ass up to Virginia or something stupid just to get my d!ck wet, no matter how hott the b!tch is.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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SickAgain said:
It's all mathematical:
HB #----------Miles Willing to drive
0-4------------------(-5)
5---------------------0
6---------------------10
7---------------------40
8---------------------60
9---------------------70
10--------------------100 (only if puss was guaranteed)

You can graph that out on excel for visual stimulation

lol I like this graph

Yo I've driving maaaaad far, the most recent 2 hours, which wasn't on ****, but oh well
 

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You can find the answer by using this equation:
E=MC^2

Where C = HB#
M = How desperate you are
and E= max distance to be travelled

Be warned that if its a very hot babe and you're very desperate you could self destruct.
 

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Reminds me of one of Demetri Martins formulas:

Y= Hotness of the girl
X= How far I'm willing to drive

At a certain point in this bell curve I'm not driving to get ass no matter how hot the girl is.
 

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I think the most important variable is if the pussy is guaranteed or not. I would feel like a complete ass if I drove over an hour and did not have sex with her and no that has not happened to me.

So the equation is

Your horniness + Her hotness - time driven (expressed as 1 through 10. 1 being short and 10 being long, times odds of having sex with her expressed as a decimal, if there is a 100% express it as a 1. This pops out a number between usually between 1 and 10. 10 Being do her and 1 is don't waste your time. It is possible to get a number higher than 10 and that means that you must be stupid to pass it up.

Here are some examples

((Horniness level 9 + her hotness 7 ) - time driven 3 not bad distance) * .80 great chance of having sex with her = 10.4 means do it

((Horniness level 8 + her hotness 9 ) - time driven 7 kind of far distance) *.50 [50% chance of doing her] = 5, It's up to you

((Horniness level 6 + her hotness 4 ) - time driven 2 not bad distance) *.95 almost guaranteed = 7.6 I'd do it.

LOL I must be really bored to come up with a working equation. If I had any coding skills I'd make an app :p
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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