"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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How far would you drive to bang a woman?

Poonani Maker

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I'm thinkin about driving 60 miles tonight for that very purpose. She wants me to come down.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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ChalengeGuyFan

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You waste gas (and apparently no time) by going.

You win experience and possibly a fvck if you're going.

Balance out and decide for yourself.
 

Randallpink83

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chad2k5 said:
Don't get killed.
hahaha. I lol'd.



...And I would drive farther. Always say yes to adventure! (and pvssy)

think about it, if you drive 120mph the whole way, you will be there and fvcking like in half an hour. :rockon:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hell naw, don't do that. Tell her, "yeah right", tell her how bad you want her... Also tell her that when she wants you that bad to drive her ass half-way and get a telly at half-point or closer (to you), tell her to come pick you up then drop you off(my choice), tell her to come where you are and get a telly there or your place if possible... But don't tell her you are on your way...
 

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I've driven FAR before. It was just a cool experience, got to see some different areas, and got some pvssy to boot. Life is boring if you never get out of the same town. OTOH, I would never drive far somewhere strictly to get pvssy because what if you get there and she's got some really gross house with dog **** on the floor or something? Don't laugh, this happened to me with a really hot, well dressed chick with a brand new ride. I couldn't believe she lived in that pig pen. I did **** her anyway but that house was so gross I never went back again.
 

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It's all mathematical:
HB #----------Miles Willing to drive
0-4------------------(-5)
5---------------------0
6---------------------10
7---------------------40
8---------------------60
9---------------------70
10--------------------100 (only if puss was guaranteed)

You can graph that out on excel for visual stimulation
 
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Why would you have to drive that far for sex if you are so hot as you've described on other posts? That sounds too desperate.
 

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I live in Arizona, so it'd have to be either California, Nevada or Utah otherwise no. I've driven to Vegas to bang chicks, and I drove to San Clemente last summer to bang some broad. (I do a lot of online game) But I'm not about to drive my ass up to Virginia or something stupid just to get my d!ck wet, no matter how hott the b!tch is.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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SickAgain said:
It's all mathematical:
HB #----------Miles Willing to drive
0-4------------------(-5)
5---------------------0
6---------------------10
7---------------------40
8---------------------60
9---------------------70
10--------------------100 (only if puss was guaranteed)

You can graph that out on excel for visual stimulation

lol I like this graph

Yo I've driving maaaaad far, the most recent 2 hours, which wasn't on ****, but oh well
 

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You can find the answer by using this equation:
E=MC^2

Where C = HB#
M = How desperate you are
and E= max distance to be travelled

Be warned that if its a very hot babe and you're very desperate you could self destruct.
 

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Reminds me of one of Demetri Martins formulas:

Y= Hotness of the girl
X= How far I'm willing to drive

At a certain point in this bell curve I'm not driving to get ass no matter how hot the girl is.
 

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I think the most important variable is if the pussy is guaranteed or not. I would feel like a complete ass if I drove over an hour and did not have sex with her and no that has not happened to me.

So the equation is

Your horniness + Her hotness - time driven (expressed as 1 through 10. 1 being short and 10 being long, times odds of having sex with her expressed as a decimal, if there is a 100% express it as a 1. This pops out a number between usually between 1 and 10. 10 Being do her and 1 is don't waste your time. It is possible to get a number higher than 10 and that means that you must be stupid to pass it up.

Here are some examples

((Horniness level 9 + her hotness 7 ) - time driven 3 not bad distance) * .80 great chance of having sex with her = 10.4 means do it

((Horniness level 8 + her hotness 9 ) - time driven 7 kind of far distance) *.50 [50% chance of doing her] = 5, It's up to you

((Horniness level 6 + her hotness 4 ) - time driven 2 not bad distance) *.95 almost guaranteed = 7.6 I'd do it.

LOL I must be really bored to come up with a working equation. If I had any coding skills I'd make an app :p
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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