"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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how does pvssy feel compared to a hand?

Berlex

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no joke, I'm a virgin. i just want to know what to expect.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rudra

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Berlex said:
no joke, I'm a virgin. i just want to know what to expect.
Ever hand fed a horse a piece of sugar? I mean, from your palm? Thats how it feels =)))))
And thats the explanation to why everbody likes to hand feed horses :)
 

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Tighter. To me, it felt pretty much how I expected it to feel. And the fact that the rest of the womans body is with it makes the experience a lot more pleasant ;)
 

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Berlex said:
no joke, I'm a virgin. i just want to know what to expect.
There is no description of what to expect. It's only something you can feel at the time.
 

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Eternal said:
There is no description of what to expect. It's only something you can feel at the time.
yea everybodys a little different... so youl just have to wait and see :up:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Berlex said:
no joke, I'm a virgin. i just want to know what to expect.
you will just have to wait and see how it feels,words cannot explain.:)
 

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Like warm apple pie....

Not really it's wet,slimy,warm,tight or loose,smelly sumtimes.
 

ryannath

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Put your finger on the inside of your jaw. That's how psvssy feels.
 

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There's no totally equivilent experience. The inside of your mouth is probably the closest, but the tissue is a slightly softer and spongier.

Try this, get some lotion/lube and squirt it in your palm. Then rest your hand on a sink/counter and make love to your fist. That's not totally how it feels, but close enough. Or you can try the 'ziplock bag full of lotion between two couch pillows' trick. Either way, that's close enough that sex won't give you any major surprises.

Oh, depending on the position, your angle, how she hold her legs, her vagina can seem more like a straight tunnel...

Honestly, straight run-of-the mill humping is NOT a complicated act to get too worried about before.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Monster

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Poke your fingers into a package of ground beef. That would give you an idea.
 

JLW

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But it's very very warm. Almost hot.
 

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So to sum up "f'in good". Thats all you need to know, now go experience it for yourself !
 
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