Method Boy
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Someone please help me? I'd like to learn how to roll my eyes, so my eye white are showing.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
How do you roll your eyes to the back of your head?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Method Boy
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Plz help!
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
I'll punch you in the temple repeatedly and eventually you'll figure it out.
I don't think anyone can at this point.Method Boy said:Plz help!
SELF-MASTERY
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I could pimp smack ya???
sidenote--
Women have complained that their eyes rattle when I **** them too hard.
sidenote--
Women have complained that their eyes rattle when I **** them too hard.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Why is this so important that you've resorted to begging? I'm genuinely curious. Are you filming a horror movie or something?Method Boy said:Plz help!
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
He wants to be Undertaker for halloween
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I used to know a girl named Felicia who could help you.
BacardiGuy
Senior Don Juan
How would this be in any way practical?
HAHAHA, awesome!qweretyuiopas said:He wants to be Undertaker for halloween
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.