"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How do you respond?

zolo

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How do you handle it when a girl trys to kiss you after you just nutted in her mouth after a BJ?

I have a method for this, but I was interested in your thoughts
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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ROFL

That took me completely by surprise...lol

Okay, now I want to know your method of dealing with this...
 

The Juan and only

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Don't be so pathetic. if you get your own semen in your mouth, then so what?

If you really have a problem then just tell her to get rid of it before kissing you.
 

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PROTEIN BABY PROTEIN!!!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Plain & Simple

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hmmmm, lol thats fuked up in both sides,

on your side, **** why aint u kissing her its your own semen, and she sucking yo **** and you cant even kiss her and she yo girl....

on her side, how the fuk she got the nerd to go up to kiss you with semen all over her mouth and face, what is her purpose...


now my take on this : if there is semen all over her face and lips.....lol i dont know i wouldnt kiss her, ill try to kiss the empty dry spot on her face where there is no ***, iono:confused: ;)
 
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