"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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How do you react to that?

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So you open a girl in the city in a direct way, she has no makeup on and a sporty outfit, you picture uncomplicated sex with her.

Soon they have a party and she wants you there. You go there and walk in, a lot of people are already there. All of a sudden an angry girl with makeup all over her face in an ugly way and one of the most disgusting dresses approaches you and asks you why you did not notice her or something along the lines. It is the girl you approached. You find her disgusting but she is the reason you are allowed to be here and you wanted to **** her back then but now you don't want her at all.

How do you react to that? "Get rid of your makeup and clothes"?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Philippe Schlichting said:
So you open a girl in the city in a direct way, she has no makeup on and a sporty outfit, you picture uncomplicated sex with her.

Soon they have a party and she wants you there. You go there and walk in, a lot of people are already there. All of a sudden an angry girl with makeup all over her face in an ugly way and one of the most disgusting dresses approaches you and asks you why you did not notice her or something along the lines. It is the girl you approached. You find her disgusting but she is the reason you are allowed to be here and you wanted to **** her back then but now you don't want her at all.

How do you react to that? "Get rid of your makeup and clothes"?
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JUST WALK AWAY FROM THE PARTY.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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this is a funny post...lmao! understand women usually are without make up most of the time. but if she's that ugly with it and your totally turned off. Find another girl who's hot with and without make up.

If you dont like the shoes at this store. Look for shoes at another...
 
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casaanova said:
make a joke about not noticing her
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What kind of joke are you talking about? Examples.
 
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Philippe Schlichting said:
What kind of joke are you talking about? Examples.
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A joke about how you didn't notice her because you were too busy disguised as an Israeli of African descent posting polls on countless sites of "How would an Indian or Asian male do in Bahran."
 
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Naughty Ninja said:
too busy disguised as an Israeli of African descent posting polls on countless sites of "How would an Indian or Asian male do in Bahran."
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That's when I come in, drop my pants, wave my Asian d1ck in the air and yell "guess how this guy did in Bahran b1tch!!!"

then i smack her in the face with it
 
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