"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How do you rate HB?

Sasha

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I have seen that guys here goes allways around and telling storis of this and that HB9.5 that they met here and there. Like..

"Man I met this HB8 at a mall..."
"..sh.t, this HB9 came and said hi while ..."
"damn this HB8 was standing there ..."

COME ON people! There just aint that many 8 and 9's!! I have no clue how you guys rate your chicks! And when you see a chick that is like 6 then you can't ecually say she is HB6 can you? Cuz a 6 aint HOT and ceartenly not a BABE.

But I have come up with a score table that works pretty well! I can use it fast on chicks that walks by me whitout much thinking.

First I look at her body and rate it from 1 to 4 where 4 IS A HOT HOT HOT! More curves than on all roads in Norway! While 1 is like fat chick! Then I look at her face and and rate it from 1 to 3 where 3 is like ANGEL and 1 is like.. I dunno... anyways, 1 is bad! And then I look at her clothes and rate it from 1 to 2 where 2 is HOT! Like mini skirts or some hot little dress and that kinda stuff while 1 or even 0 is like when she just wares some baggy clothes that hides allmost everything. Now.. if a chick have body of 4 and face of 3 and clothes for 2 then she is 9!!!! NOT 10! But 9!!! THE LAST POINT is only given to a PERFECT GIRL!!! I saw once a girl that was so fcking HOT HOT HOT!! A SUPER 9! But I didn't give her the last point cuz she was too low.

Reason I give 4 points for the body is becouse body is what we most look at. Then face. Therefore face gets max 3. And clothes max 2. Cuz just if you see a chick wares some ugly clothes, that dosen't mean she ain't hot if she changes clothes!

Score table:
1 to 2 for clothes
1 to 3 for looks (face)
1 to 4 for body
max = 9
Last Point goes for perfection!

Anyways, what about you guys? How do you rate them?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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strong like bull

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i dont really bother with number ratings. like everybodys said, theres so many variables. as i come across different girls, i like 'em for different reasons. some have cute faces, some have nice hips, some have ripe melons, some have juicy asses...

when i grill up a delicious, succulent steak, i dont size it up and then give it a rating. i appreciate how juicy it looks, smell how flavorful it is and take a bite to find out how wonderful it tastes. i do the same thing with girls. just enjoy em.

although my buddy and i DO put girls into categories, mostly for fun. e.g.:

warpig - fat, ugly.
mudturtle - ugly.
catfish - nice body, ugly face.
bass - cute face, nice body.
marlin - gorgeous face, slammin' body.

works for us

-SLB
 

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Originally posted by strong like bull

warpig - fat, ugly.
mudturtle - ugly.
catfish - nice body, ugly face.
bass - cute face, nice body.
marlin - gorgeous face, slammin' body.
HaHa, Maybe I'll start with this rating :D

'Man, I saw this marlin chick back at the mall and.."
Sound neat :p
 

The Bad Ass Canadian

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The title of HB, should not be attached to anything under an 8.5


I can't stand when people on here say, "Man, i was chatting with this HB 6 at the mall yesterday...."


I kinda ask myself, "wtf?"

HB 6!!!!!!?????


huh?

HB 8.5 to 9.5 are what I date. They are the one's with the wicked bodies, the pretty faces, have some class and a great personality.

A 10, in my book is only based on her appearance. No one is a 10, otherwise.

Find an HB 10, with a kickass personality, add in some qualities that make her human and you got yourself an HB9.5
 

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I use the scale as a percentile system...Like a 5.0 is hotter than 50% of the girls in the defined population (in the whole world, at your college, currently at the party, etc). A 8.7 is hotter than 87% of the girls, a 3.4 is hotter than 34% of the girls, and so on...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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pimpfromdayone

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How dare you put the body above the face like that. :) I don't even approach a chick unless I can see the face clearly, because when you see them from the back, it doesn't matter how fly that ass looks, she is going to turn around and chances are high she isn't hot. Screw the rating system anyway, and yes, you're right, if you must use it, never use the abbreviation HB (which I can't help but think stands for "hot bit-ch" hehe) for anyone under 8. My preferences I find are pretty different from other guys. Many guys I know like those tall-ass women with legs that go forever and movie-star faces (mostly blondes too). I myself like the cute, "girl-next-door" type, preferably petite as well, and brunette. I liked this one girl just like that who I thought was the absolute hottest girl on earth... a perfect 10 for me (turned out to be a complete bi-tch though unfortunately but that's beside the point), but my friend just thought she was "ahh, she's ok", as in like completely average and not even an 8 for him. It just goes to show, everyone has different taste, and there are probably girls out there who like a certain guy (you) more than any other guy, if that makes any sense.
 

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I have been told that I have impossibly high standards...usually when asked to rate women, I find most of them fall somewhere between a 3 and a 7. I've seen MAYBE three girls in my life I'd classify any higher than an 8.

But, I'm an equal opportunity nitpicker, I'd rate myself only as a 4.
 

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Damn Sasha I like what you said, thats awesome.:)



avrilishot
 

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Simple scale

There are

Girls I absolutely would not sleep with
Girls I will sleep with if I was sure no one will find out
Girls I will sleep with and claim I was drunk
Girls I will admit I slept with sober
Girls I will be proud of having slept with

Simple as that
 

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.1 - 4.9 ... I wouldnt talk to these girls in a social setting
5.0 - 6.8 ... I would talk to these girls, nothing more
6.9 - 7.4 ... I would kiss and get head from these girls
7.5 - 8.4 ... I would sleep with these girls once
8.5 - 9.0 ... I would sleep with these girls consistantly
9.1+ ... I would date these girls/seek them socially
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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pimpfromdayone

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When I think of how attracted I am to a girl, I always ask myself how fu-cking nasty I would be willing to get with her, lol. Needless to say, I would eat a 10 alive. :)
 

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you put body ahead of face! Face is what we look at. I dont care how her body is, ifs she got a natural beautiful face - shes a 9. Body is a good bonus.

9 - Natural beauty
8- Good looking girl
7 - Moderate good looking but doest stand out great
6 - Not bad, would fuk her.

Anything below.. goodbye.
 

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I say most of the HB ratings will be the same for most all guys until you get to the HB9 and HB10 area. I rate them like this:

HB9 - HB10
Between 4'' to 9'' shorter than me(I am 5'9''), has perfect body (bodies are of course compared to that of a porn star :), and perfect face. Proportion and complexion are perfect as well. Hair is at or below shoulders. These girls are between 100 and 120 lbs, no more no less. Also cant have any non-proportional body parts/areas... I would rate a girl lower than this if her cl!t was too fvcking big. LOL.

Thats me.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Paintballguy

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Its fun to categorize women... At my old job during lunch, me and my buds would sit and argue about what rating each girl would get. We had our own system.... lol
 

zerocelcius

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I don't mind if you guys use the HB system but learn it. There are no HB under 7

HB stands for Hard Body Not Hot babe!

Oh and rating people is for Hot or Not and is kinda childish.

I use the mmmm....Nope! Mmmmmm....Yep! system.

anyway do what you want

pcz 'n beats
 

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my scoring method is somthing like : hot .... or ugly...! takes a split second to figure out and there you have it... Hot generally consists of 8 and higher
 

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Everybody knows this is the only true way to rate women:


HB7 - You'd fvck her

HB8 - You'd go down on her

HB9 - You'd go down on her after you fvcked her

HB10 - You'd go down on her AFTER YOUR MATE FVCKED HER
 

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2 Ratings:

Girls I'd Fock

Girls I wouldn't Fock

Simple!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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