"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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How do you protect yourself in your sex life?

whistler

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Originally posted by Don of Truth
It's called abstinence and not being an idiot who goes around and sleeps without protection.
True, true.

But to really eliminate it without a vaccine, you'd have to identify everyone who has AIDS/HIV and prevent them from having children.

Abstinence will stop the spread among adults but not from mother to child. And to my knowledge, there's no way to guarantee a mother won't pass it on.



Though I must say it's odd to promote abstinence on a board that's about seducing women...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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undesputable

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having sex with a condom with some slut you met the same day, is reasonable. However, i wouldnt eat her out or let her suck my ****. Why? because even if the cat looks fresh, that doesnt mean she doesnt have herpes or some **** like that.
 

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Are there ways to tell who's diseased and who isn't, or do you have to always assume she is and act accordingly?

Have you heard the one about wearing two condoms all the time, then taking one off when you do the deed so it feels like you're not wearing one at all by comparison?
 

whistler

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Originally posted by Visceral
Are there ways to tell who's diseased and who isn't, or do you have to always assume she is and act accordingly?

Have you heard the one about wearing two condoms all the time, then taking one off when you do the deed so it feels like you're not wearing one at all by comparison?
Try that and let us know how it goes.... ;)
 

gargamel

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Originally posted by Visceral
Have you heard the one about wearing two condoms all the time, then taking one off when you do the deed so it feels like you're not wearing one at all by comparison?
If I got that right, that is sick! I think your c*ck would fall off within weeks as a consequence of bad circulation and infection.

Only smart thing my father tought me is never to leave the house without a condom

So I don't! I have a very small aluminum candy box, for better thermal protection and I always have it on me. Even if I don't need it, there's always a friend you can help out.. Aren't I the nicest guy - that's actually the lame excuse I spilled out when babes asked me why am I having condoms in a candy box with a surprsed expression on their faces - (in a mothery voice) don't tell me you are USING these?!

oh, how I miss my AFC days sometimes :rolleyes:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Oxide

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Oh yea, after just meeting you for a little while she drops her pants and you start going at it multiple times.....who thought she could possibly be a wh0re

Oh really?! So any girl who enjoys sex is a *****? Even if she does it 7 days a week with the same guy.... good logic buddy.


Here is my take on this. If a girl lets her fvck her that same night..she is slutty. I dont buy into all this "perfect man..we just had to" anymore, becuase the girls i've slept with like that all ended up being party-slutty type of girls.

Like i said, im not going to wait more than 2-3 weeks. A girl who has had sex before SHOULD be giving it up by the 3rd day 99% of the time.
 

Tweek_1984

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Originally posted by DJDamage
Girls don't like to give oral because of the latex condom taste. Try Polyurethane Condom or flavour condoms.

As for oral sex on her you can putt a condom on your fingers when you finger inside her (in case you got small cuts or broken skin on your fingers) and just lick and suck her cl1t and don't stick your tounge inside her. Or you can purchase flavoured dental dams if you are a deep diver.
:p

Using a condom is one thing, abusing it is another.

Never let a girl suck you off with a condom on you.
 

Luveno

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Here's what you can get via oral sex without a condom:

1.Chlamydia - ridiculously common. it can live in her throat

2.Gonorrhea - also quite common. same as above

I wouldn't be worried about these. You can get tested and if you do have either they are easily cured with cheap antibiotics.

3.Herpes

This is incurable, and you can get HSV1 or HSV2 via this route.

4.Warts

If you don't already have HPV, you are in the minority. She'd have the warts on the area around her lips to have to transmit though. They don't have to be visible on her. This is also incurable.

5.HIV - extremely unlikely

6.Syphilis - extremely unlikely, and is curable too in case you ever do get it

THose are the most common STDs.

For random hook ups , always use a condom!!!! If she doesn't mind going without a rubber, stop and don't touch her. I once screwed a girl who tried to insert me without protection....i was worried for months. I got tested and was clean, but its not worth the worry.

Also, never go anal with random girls. You're just asking for it if you do.
 

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I jsut always use a condom. I wouldn't reccomend hitting it raw unless you are in a realtionship with the girl where you know she is std free. With oral, I don't use a condom. I would hope that I woul be able to tell before hand if a girl has herpes.
 

DJDamage

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Originally posted by Tweek_1984
:p

Using a condom is one thing, abusing it is another.

Never let a girl suck you off with a condom on you.
Read what Luveno said Tweek. You can't abuse condoms, its the reality out there that prevents us from really enjoying ourself. If you date all the time and hook up with different girls A CONDOM IS A MUST FOR EVERYTHING.

If you decide to go to LTR, have her get tested first and then if everything checked ok you can unleash your one eye monster in her mouth. But doing it with random girls you don't know their background and you might wake up one morning with an unpleasent surprise. Go to Afraidtoask.com and see a d1ck with warts on it. If that doesn't scare and disgust the sh1t out of you then nothing else will.

Remember kids: If you sleep with the dogs, you are going to wake up with fleas.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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