"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How do you prefer your women?

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1) Hot Face, or Hot Body?

2) Big Boned or Very Skinny?

And last but not least...the reason I started this thread in the first place...

3) Beautiful or Sexy?

Me:

1) Most of the time face, but I make exceptions.

2) Skinny is nasty.

3) Without a doubt, SEXY. I know a few women who at first glance aren't "10's", but when you see how they carry themselves you can't help but be attracted to them.

I used to know a chick who was so sexy she practically MADE LOVE to her cigarette. With any other girl I would think smoking is nasty, but this one...oooooohhhhh....
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I'd rather have a girl with a 10 face and a 7/8 body, than the other way around. I'm more into the really cute/pretty look than the "sexy" look......whatever that means. My ideal body on a chick would be something like Salma Hayak's, with, say, Audrey Tautou's (Amelie) face. Although it looks like Tautou has a pretty bangin' body herself.
 
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Scrumtulescence said:
I'd rather have a girl with a 10 face and a 7/8 body, than the other way around. I'm more into the really cute/pretty look than the "sexy" look......whatever that means. My ideal body on a chick would be something like Salma Hayak's, with, say, Audrey Tautou's (Amelie) face. Although it looks like Tautou has a pretty bangin' body herself.
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Sexy isn't a look, it's an attitude.

Would you rather have a girl who turns you on with the way she looks or the way she carries herself?
 
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im a sucker for class and sexiness/attitude.

i would take an 8 who knew how to dress/move/talk/carry herself over a natural beauty any day.

im very much into girls who take good care of themselves, dress right, etc..

i am not into tomboys, but for that matter, i can't stand boring chicks who are only into the superficial aspects of life either, even if they are hot.
 
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I prefer women that look like they were drawn by John Buscema.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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1 Hot face (but she cant be fat)
2 skinny
3 beautiful/cute

I guess the sexy ppl prefer ONS and the beauty ones are geared more towards LTR?
 
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too many variables because girls can be so different yet still be hot...however the bottom line is :no fatties.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Re:

That's cake.

Hot body + Skinny + Sexy.

I've seen those girls, maybe b/c I have friends in grunge bands. You know, the girls who are pettie, big boobed, small tight butt, almost a butter face?

It's like having a fat chick WHO has to please because she has to make up for her fatness, only you get the BUTTERFACE, and she's banging looking. Normally girls like that who don't have pretty faces are pretty sweet and cool. I'm not talking arse ugly, but not picture pretty.

It's always the PICTURE pretty girls on the internet with the big attitude, but they end up downing lines of COKE like I drink Gin and Tonics (quite a bit). A skinny body DOES not get my crank up, and if I banged and overly pretty face, but too skinny girl, I'd worry about hitting bone. The whole chubby girl thing will get out of control, because she starts from a fat base.


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Face, mesomorph (between skinny and big bones... but given the choice, y prefer skinny), and beautiful.
 
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I like them stripped naked, slim, nice ass ready in doggy position when I get home. :))
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'm surprised that I am one of the few who would rather have a girl who is sexy over one who is beautiful.

FYI- There has to be at least SOME beauty to a girl who would be considered sexy. Physical attractiveness is a prerequisite, but a truly sexy girl gets at least two points added to her score by the way she carries herself. In other words, she can be a 7 in a photo and and hit 9 on video.

C'mon fellas
 
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