"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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How do you make trance/techno music?

KillingTime

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Im so into trance like DJ Tiesto, John Digweed/Sasha, Chicane etc. and I've wanted to see if I can get into it as a hobby but I have no clue where to start.
It's like, if you're into Metallica or Iced Earth or whatever, well you pick up a guitar or a drum kit or a bass and you learn and you play

But with electronic music how do you go about it? I'm completely clueless, how would I go about making all those sounds? What do I need? etc.

I was a guitarist in the past and I guess im still looking at it from that point of view, on a guitar or any instrument you can play someone else's song by simply playing the notes.
But say I wanted to play renzevous off of Paul Oakenfold's tranceport, how on earth would I go about doing THAT? And of course making my own material, how how how?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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dannowillbookem

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you need a drum machine, a recording device (computers are usually best cause you can use alotta of effects cheaply) and a MIDI device, like a keyboard. its pretty easy, i made a rap beat out of boredom and i didnt even use the midi, i just ran a drum machine and base lines with the occasional guitar riff accenting it.
 

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Great choices btw (Sasha is the greatest!)
The best all-in-one package to start would be Properllorhead's Reason 3. It's a sequencer and has many built in synthesizers and effects units to get you started. It is limited though. You'll eventually want to move onto something like Cubase or Sonar so you can use VSTi's (which are software synthesizers that can by purchased / downloaded)

Of course, you could always do it the old fashioned way and buy synthesizers and record them to your pc :)
 

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Check out Armin Van Buuren, state of trance episodes.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Vulpine

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I have some software called Fruity Loops. I've been meaning to remix a couple songs, but I want to find DAT versions of the originals somewhere.

Don't forget: Timo Maas, Danny Tenaglia, Juno Reactor, Paul van Dyke ...
 

Create Reality

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try using fruityloops to make sounds and melodies and riffs and then when you get good buy some "virtual instruments" (they are software music synthesizers). Then you're well on the way to stardom! :cheer:
 
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