"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How do you know your girlfriend is not f**king some sixpack guy

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As I stated before I put up a picture of a 7.5 HB (even can be considered a 7) and she immidiately got messaged by this beast:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=41362958

If an average looking girl can hook up with some super jacked six pack guy, whats stopping this guy from f**king your girlfriend?

Of course shes not gonna say no.

I'm not sure if its a fake account though, because I msged him back saying whats your number, just to see if he was for real and then he ignored the fake girl even though he initiated chat. I think he was trying an experiment much like others have on here.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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gspshields2 said:
As I stated before I put up a picture of a 7.5 HB (even can be considered a 7) and she immidiately got messaged by this beast:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=41362958

If an average looking girl can hook up with some super jacked six pack guy, whats stopping this guy from f**king your girlfriend?

Of course shes not gonna say no.

I'm not sure if its a fake account though, because I msged him back saying whats your number, just to see if he was for real and then he ignored the fake girl even though he initiated chat. I think he was trying an experiment much like others have on here.
What's next GSP? Are you going to see if dudes send you c0ck pics? LMAO.

It's most likely a fake account trollololing for n00dz from chicks or proving that chicks (and unknowingly to profiles like you as a dudes dressed up in Victoria's Secret panties Buffalo Bill style) reply back to super jacked guys on POF. I can almost picture you standing in front of a mirror, replying to dudes on POF, repeating Buffalo Bill's lines while applying mascara saying: "I'd fvck me. I'd fvck me hard!" Hahahahahaha!!

Have you given your number out yet to see if the jacked dudes sext you yet? You're a funny mofo GSP!
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
What's next GSP? Are you going to see if dudes send you c0ck pics? LMAO.

It's most likely a fake account trollololing for n00dz from chicks or proving that chicks (and unknowingly to profiles like you as a dudes dressed up in Victoria's Secret panties Buffalo Bill style) reply back to super jacked guys on POF. I can almost picture you standing in front of a mirror repeating Buffalo Bill's lines while applying mascara. "I'd fvck me. Id' fvck me hard!" Hahahahahaha!!

Have you given your number out yet to see if the jacked dudes sext you yet? You're a funny mofo GSP!

Im seriously worried, if i had a girlfriend, she would be f**king this guy if he approached her. Whos gonna say no to these f***king roid monsters.

Has anyone ever been cheated on before and it turned out to be a roid monster doing your gf?
 

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ROFL... I'm liking this new gpshields.

you hilarious, guy.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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gspshields2 said:
Im seriously worried, if i had a girlfriend, she would be f**king this guy if he approached her. Whos gonna say no to these f***king roid monsters.

Judging from you doing your best online Rupaul impersonation, and asking: "Who's gonna say no to these ****ing roid monsters?" I doubt you yourself would put up much resistance.

Instead of approaching random girls at the gym maybe you should pop out of the 'lockers/closet' in the gym showers and ask random roid monsters if they come here often?
 

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gspshields2 said:
Im seriously worried, if i had a girlfriend, she would be f**king this guy if he approached her. Whos gonna say no to these f***king roid monsters.

Has anyone ever been cheated on before and it turned out to be a roid monster doing your gf?

But gspshields, you are one of those 6-pack guys. Remember? You're huge, and in peak shape, and can beat up anyone.
 

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Mantis Toboggan said:
But gspshields, you are one of those 6-pack guys. Remember? You're huge, and in peak shape, and can beat up anyone.

I don't have a sixpack (yet), I don't completely dedicate myself to bodybuilding because I train cage 4 times a week and yeah I do submit big guys on a regular.

But Im not shredded like Rambo or anything.
 

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Who cares if your GF cheats? Just make sure she takes a video of it, cause if this six-packed monster is as sexy as you say, that sh!t will make you rich.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Your seriously worried If you had a girlfriend she would cheat on you?

Focus on getting one first and worry later.
 

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gspshields2 said:
Im seriously worried, if i had a girlfriend, she would be f**king this guy if he approached her. Whos gonna say no to these f***king roid monsters.

Has anyone ever been cheated on before and it turned out to be a roid monster doing your gf?
here is some reality that will help you and set you free but you have to be strong and accept it!!

1. Humans are animals and are not monogamous by nature

2. modern western culture teaches us to pretend to be good and monogamous while really being the biggest promiscuous hos that we can be in secrete

3. 99% of humans cheat and 75% of them lie about cheating.

4. females cheat more tan men only cause they have more options to cheat than men and with better options than most men.

5. women cheat when the relationship is going good and when its going bad.

6. The longer you r relationship lasts the high the chance of her eventually cheating

7. can stop a woman from cheating she cheats cause she is a human animal that carnally wants to be mate with by many different males over her lifetime..

8. dont obsess over or even focus on monogamy instead make sure she is Fing you as much as you want and she is spending money one you.. nothing else matters..
 

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gspshields2 said:
Im seriously worried, if i had a girlfriend
I guess you'll never have anything to worry about, ever.

Womp womp.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Because if she was you would be reading my field reports I posted about it on here.
 

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let me answer your question
keep her emotionally attached to you , and let her know she will get in to trouble if she cheated on you
so use carrot and stick to keep her from this monster , that works most of the time . at least in countries that don't arrest you because you slapped your woman
 

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You're right.... Everyone should just give up on dating, because a girlfriend you MIGHT get MIGHT get hit on by Vin Diesel, and she MIGHT cheat on you with him. It's always good to plan in advance.

While we're at it, we should never leave the house or socialize with anyone ever again, because they might not accept us, or fall away from us, or die on us some time in the future. They might also backstab us 8 years from now. Better safe than sorry!

I like your way of thinking. You gotta figure, you can't get hurt if you build a fortress around yourself. And that's what's its all about, right?

Just die already. Please.
 

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It takes experience of knowing the girls that are more likely to cheat based on them wanting / willing to cheat with you and knowing what to look out for. You probably also have to have been cheated on to know what to watch for. There are no guarentees in life, the best you can do is spend time with the girls that you know REALLY want to f*ck you. They are the least likely to cheat.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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