how do you hide a boner?

[david90]

seriously, what do you do if ur hugging a 10 and your **** goes up?

 

[Kidd]

She will like it :O

 

[SamePendo]

I suppose the question rather should be SHOULD I hide a boner?

 

[Eternal]

Umm...Moved to Anything Else?

 

[Vincent]

If I'm hugging a 10 I'll realize I died and went to heaven.

 

[Eternal]

It would also help if you realize there is NO 10.

 

[souporman]

Well theres one way i prefer to do it.. but you're going to have to go with a 1 handed hug... you gotta have 1 hand in a pocket and hold your glory to the side.

 

[Vincent]

Originally posted by souporman
Well theres one way i prefer to do it.. but you're going to have to go with a 1 handed hug... you gotta have 1 hand in a pocket and hold your glory to the side.

Cause that's not obvious

I think the best way is to just ignore it. Guys get boners, we can't control it.

 

[StepItUpAnotch]

If your hugging a 10 and you get a boner... rub it on her lol and tell her to turn around so you can stick it up her a**

 

[Derek Flint]

Originally posted by SamePendo
I suppose the question rather should be SHOULD I hide a boner?

Yep.
To quote Ross Jeffries: "I make no excuses to hide my desires as a Man"

 

[So Many Ways]

I would start removing clothing.

 

[Vincent]

Originally posted by StepItUpAnotch
If your hugging a 10 and you get a boner... rub it on her lol and tell her to turn around so you can stick it up her a**

*gets out pad and pen*

This might come in handy later.

 

[diplomatic_lie]

When I was about 12 or something, I kissed a girl for the first time and got a boner. So she looks down and starts giggling, and I told her that I was growing a 3rd leg cuz I was an alien.

I don't think she ever brought it, because next day all the girls started calling me alien weeny (thats what we called our d*cks back then)

 

[Eternal]

I'm surprised this hasn't been said...

You hide a boner inside the girl you like.

 

[Vincent]

Originally posted by diplomatic_lie
When I was about 12 or something, I kissed a girl for the first time and got a boner. So she looks down and starts giggling, and I told her that I was growing a 3rd leg cuz I was an alien.

I don't think she ever brought it, because next day all the girls started calling me alien weeny (thats what we called our d*cks back then)

Did you find 10 dollars then?

 

[DrMetallica]

why hide it? I'll just look down when she notices it and say "well...damn.... there it goes again"

 

[tWeaK]

Originally posted by Eternal
I'm surprised this hasn't been said...

You hide a boner inside the girl you like.

i think this one works the best out lf all of them so far, it makes sense does it not?

 

[LuvMyArmyMan]

Not so fast...

Originally posted by Eternal
It would also help if you realize there is NO 10.

Well Eternal, it all depends on your perception. A 10 to one guy might be a 7 or an 8 to another. And i know that in my life, i've only known one 10 and i'm with him right now. Its all a mind matter.

 

[MsThang]

Tie it to your leg.

 

[diplomatic_lie]

Originally posted by MsThang
Tie it to your leg.

You know, this is how we castrate sheep in Australia.